I've just had a wee on a police car
Luckily they didn't notice.

Where have you had a wee?
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:55, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:56, Reply)

LOLCRAZINESS.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:57, Reply)

LOLWAKI TAKIN OVA DA INTERNETZ ZOMG

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:57, Reply)

ROFLCOPTERZ!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)

OMG GAZ THE MODS!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 21:58, Reply)

WHERE'S INTERNETLAWYERMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Won't someone pls think of the Babby P and the angles?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:02, Reply)

If only Diana were here.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I iz prayin
to Jade innit
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)

PEADO!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I do like Peas.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:07, Reply)

She'd sort out all the benefitscumterroristssingleparentspramfacesfattiesgordonbrownposhspicerusselbrandcunts
/daily mail
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:05, Reply)

When she rises from the grave the recession will end and all the forrins will go home.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Including the crusty jugglers?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Yes, and those guys who just stand still...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:14, Reply)

people waiting for buses?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Well, no, but they can fuck off too.
I was talking about those guys that paint themselves silver and stand still for money.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:18, Reply)

yeah!
make 'em dance!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Er...um...
I didn't realise it was a police car at the time. Very, very drunk.

Thankfully, it wasn't occupied.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I had a wee at a layby on Saturday night driving back from Manchester.
I nearly weed on my own car.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I've wee-ed in
long grass a lot. Sure wish I was a boy, it'd make camping easier and I'd have visited portaloos a lot less
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 22:08, Reply)

We have some hideous "neighbours" who live opposite us
My mate and I try to wee on their garage door as often as possible :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 23:55, Reply)

yes
get yer rat out
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:02, Reply)

*gets rat oot*
(is bleeding profusely, so caution required unless you're a fan of black pudding)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I like my women like I like my coffee
bloody
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:15, Reply)

a splish of vodka and you'd have a COCKtail ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:18, Reply)

not me but..
my housemates hamster has just peed on my bed
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Sun 24 Jan 2010, 23:58, Reply)

awesome
I'm really really happy for you.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I really sympathise
how awful. perhaps you've got hamster herpes.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I retract my previous comments
no-one can know how a stranger feels when some-one else's hamster pisses on them. And not many want to know. So I don't know. Forum banter, no offense.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Hamster pee is tiny and warm

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:08, Reply)

I have a wee everywhere
There's nothing more liberating than a good "al-fresco".
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Uo your mum

( broadsword, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 0:37, Reply)