how is that massager working out for you?
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Haha, it's superb
I took it to my mum's yesterday and did the whole family (ooh-er). They made wrong noises. I honestly wish I'd filmed it. My mentally unstable aunty was giving us a factual commentary, "Yes, I think the vibrations are penetrating my kidneys... I think there's something happening in my lungs..."
And my mum was like Baloo on the scratchy tree.
Then I had to do an impersonation of a receptionist at a brothel and my dad objected to me saying "Take an anti-bacterial wipe on your way out, madam" to my nana.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Haha
Talking of wrong noises I fed my daughter baked beans for lunch yesterday, and within 20 minutes she was parping out some top-quality farts, and pissing herself laughing every time she let rip. It was strangely endearing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Aw that's dead cute.
That's how me and my uncle bonded.
He started courting my aunty and they'd babysit me, and he didn't know what to say to me, I was only four and he wasn't fussy on kids.
Then I started letting them out, noises and smells he couldn't believe cam from something so small and innocent. We were buddies after that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Unbelievable as it may sound
yesterday was the first time I was "trusted" to feed and change my daughter on my own. She will be two in July.

How fucking pathetic is that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Oh for god's sake
What were you gonna do?
Put her nappy on her head and leave her alone with a bag of gob-stoppers?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:49, Reply)

leave her rolling around in her own shit and force-feed her LSD, I think.
It's fucking insulting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Oh dear
I'm sure you coped admirably. Did your handywork get the once over on her return?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Rigorous scrutiny was applied.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Hahaha
I can only assume you scraped a pass, regardless of velcro management and judicial bib usage.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I wonder how long it will be
before her mother finds out I crapped in her wardrobe.



I so wish this was not a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I think we need clarification here Monty.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I wish I'd crapped in her wardrobe
but I didn't, for it was merely a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Shame
I was kind of hoping for some degenerated dirty protest type situation. Having a dog in the house would make this sort of 'accident' a bit more believable. As long as you took your toilet roll away from the scene of the crime.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I wish to God I'd done it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)