Because you are and OAP?
Did they take the water out first before they filled it with mongs?

I ask a lot of questions.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Because I am up the duff.
I think the water is still in it, just all splashy and flaily, like some kind of special needs soup.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I may start charging you a pound everytime you
mention you are pregnant. I reckon I'll have enough for my alloy by Friday ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

He asked this time. It was prompted.
Besides, knowing my luck I'll get to the midwives on Thursday and I'll find out I'm not anymore.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Five pounds if that happens
But I want a kittenface so I'll keep my fingers crossed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

This one isn't called kittenface, though.
It's currently called babyface.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Can we call it
Crackface?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Definitely :)

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Ooo! can I have one too.
Hopefully it's a large litter.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

'Special needs soup'
this will be the name of my second album.
My first album is to be called Special Needs Disco.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

D.I.S.C.O
They are D, drooling
They are I, incontinent
They are S, spakarific
They are C, chewing lego
They are O, oh, oh, oh
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Would you like to join my band?
We're called The Lord's Taverners
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

ok I have nothing better to do

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:32, Reply)

www.lordstaverners.org/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:36, Reply)

30% mong piss

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:17, Reply)

In her previous job
the missus had to help out on the special needs kids swimming sessions at the local pool. They had to drain the whole thing when one of the kids decided to have a shit in the water.

Took 48 hours to empty, clean and refill.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Mmmm Special needs soup
Full of vegetables.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)