There is very little wanking getting done before bedtime...
I suspect everyone is too polite to say.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:11, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I rarely get the urge now.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

If you ever do find you can't sleep though
it does help
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

sometimes I'm too tired...
not lately though :/
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I like wanking.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

best of all the self-abuse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

You total and utter bastard.
Now I am singing that.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Any time mate, any time...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Well I for one am very pleased
that everyone is so polite. There's far too much vulgarity in this world without us all adding to it.


What's frightening is that whilst I typed that, I actually believed it, in a kind of weary way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

You're right, it is a vulgar habit
Which is why i do it with the light out, under the covers, with my eyes closed to minimise the guilt. Plus the fact the gerbils prefer the dark.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

What I do
is scream the Lord's Prayer whilst crying, as I masturbate. It does upset my cellmate somewhat, but then the prospect of what I'd do if I didn't get that release is so terrifying to him, he doesn't say anything, any more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Thy Kingdom Cum

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Thy Willy be done...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)