were this to be true
the entire book might actually have been worth reading/listening to. as it stands its a bloody boring pointless thing that should have ended very early when hero realises heroine is a silly, self-centered little bitch and buggers off in to find someone worthwhile
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The only HE Bates I have read is "The Triple Echo"
It's about a lonely female farmer during the second world war who stuffs lobsters up her arsehole in an attempt to emulate Jane Mansfield.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)

seriously?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, I was getting mixed up with "The Darling Buds of May"
which is about a farming family during the inter-war years who stuff lobsters up their arseholes to emulate Jane Mansfield.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)

you sir, are an untruther
probably a bounder and a cad to boot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:05, Reply)

That's me
ding dong
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

you have seen through his veil of deceit
and uncovered the true nature of his personality.

you should be heaped with plaudits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

and have lobsters
shoved up your arse hole..etc.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I'm alergic to Plaudits
They bring me out inna rash.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Lobsters
have that effect on me too......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)