i've had worse jobs.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Basically, she suffered from, er, what was known in-, in the medical trade as 'lobsters-up-the-arsehole'.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)

yeah, well
Guees I can add Derek and Clive to the Big List of Stuff I Find Tedious and Unfunny, But Everyone Else Thinks Is Great.

along with, Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Catherine Tate....... mutter mutter etc.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I don't find them funny either
self-indulgent crap if you ask me. Fair enough they did it, but it's no funnier than if I got drunk and sat around swearing at my mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)

isn't getting drunk and swearing with mates really funny though?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)

it is for us
but not for anyone else

which is how I feel about Derek and Clive. Probably enjoyable for them, and their close friends, but really shouldn't be for anyone else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:14, Reply)

to do, yes
to record and bore everyone silly with or fucking decades, no. that would be.... hang on, it's on the tip of me tongue.... Self-indulgent tosh, that's it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:16, Reply)

ah well i enjoy it,
i hope you don't mind that i enjoy it! sorry if this is a problem.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I don't mind
and your apology is accepted in advance, just in case I decide to care at some point in the future.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:22, Reply)

thank you for telling me your opinions on the matter and at the same time how little you care about this matter.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:37, Reply)

and thank you
for thanking me, for.... ah what the fuck, long as every body's cool and everything, not sure how me not finding Derek and Clive funny relates to your love of getting drunk, or why.. oh well. time to go home, but your probably see where I'm going, no offence meant and all that, and if any taken, well, feel free to keep it, 'its a gift.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 18:06, Reply)

i'm not sure how it relates to my love of getting drunk either...

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 18:49, Reply)

don't get me wrong
I have nothing against self-indulgence. you should hear the music my mates and I make (not the stuff in my profile)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I feel strangely validated
Cheers random bloke off the internet, you have made my little life, just a little less mind-numbingly dull and depressing for a nanosecond. I shall now commence to cyber-stalk you forever.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:14, Reply)

about fucking time someone recognised that I'm worth stalking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:14, Reply)

you say that now...
just wait until you succumb to the urge to eat that weed-laced croissant that mysteriously turns up on you doorstep one morning, and wake up bound, gagged and naked in my secret underground lair.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:20, Reply)

won't be all that much different to eating my own weed-laced croissants and waking up
bound, gagged and naked in my own secret underground lair...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:21, Reply)

darn!
It's ain't no fun when they isn't scared.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:32, Reply)