I lied I know two
I'm just a girl with a dream that got the best of me, in a world that believes fame is everything, got out of touch with the ones who gave me my wings to flyyyyyyyyy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

How's my second favourite merkin?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm listening to Hannah Montana...how do you think I am?
How are you my...uh...favorite geordie?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Suicidal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

horny?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

she doesn't really do it for me

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

how about her old man?
The Mullet King?

no?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

erm....nah...
it looks like it takes him longer to do his hair than mine, if I were to go with a country star...I'd have to go for...Dierks Bentley or Jason Aldean
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

The first one certainly
the second looks a bit greasy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I bought a playgirl with Billy Currington on the cover, he's hot too

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think he would be an appropriately caring lover

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I have no idea what state of mind a person has to be in the listen to Miley.
I'm very well thanks, enjoying a rare day in the office. I also found lots of cheap clothes for my ski trip in the supermarket this morning which made me happy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

May I recommend TK Maxx for ski wear?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

No, I just said I already bought my stuff you fucking hob breaker
if you had a sensible suggestion then last week would have been the time to voice it.

Tosser.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

you didn't mention you needed some last week you fucking helmet
don't get all pissy with me because you fucked up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I didn't really fuck up
I bet in TK MaXX I wouldn't have got my fleecy tops for £5, my long sleeved T for £4 and my short sleeved T for £3.50.

That's all I was after, I already have posh coat and sallopettes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

no probably not. coat and sallopettes etc. was the stuff to which I was referring
sounds like you got some reasonably priced stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

May I recommend the 'Avanti' range from C&A for flourescent ski jackets?
/80s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

No
You don't get an opinion on this, I'm not having you bring me down about ski-ing, you can say what you like about Bowie, you can rape Paul Simons mother and I'll let it go, but you're not saying anything about ski-ing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

There's no hyphen in skiing.
If you can even spell it, heaven help you on the slopes.

You fuck-ing helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*puts fingers in eyes*
LALALALALALALALALAJDJJFRKFKFKFJFGJGJGJGJKKFKFKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKG
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm sure it's lots of fun
(if you like sport holidays with no culture)

*runs for it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

This is you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

^This
I went skiing for the first time in 18 years last year, needless to say the stuff I wore on the school ski trip in 1991 was out of date and too small. TK Maxx did me proud.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

And once again
this would have been a good thing to tell me before I went to fucking Sainsburys, honestly, you're all a bunch of useless cunts on here.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you didn't mention you needed some last week you fucking helmet

don't get all pissy with me because you fucked up.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I didn't really fuck up
I bet in TK MaXX I wouldn't have got my fleecy tops for £5, my long sleeved T for £4 and my short sleeved T for £3.50.

That's all I was after, I already have posh coat and sallopettes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

good efficiency there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I thought so

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I don't know either, more of a low mood I reckon...hoping to get cheered up by listening to bubble gum pop
woooooooooooooooooo ski trip, are you excited?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Very
I popped out the weekend before last and the snow was great so I'm hoping it's stayed that good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDYiffYoGas

This is about as bubblegum as it gets surely?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

where you going?
I even hated that song when I first heard it, I preferred this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PgMFaFQO-4
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

She played that one when I saw her live back in the day
I'm going to the Alps near Geneva.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

cripes
well then I hope you have a spectacular time
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

There's 6 of us going
so I intend to be drunk as much as possible while I'm not required to drive.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)

mmmmmmmmm drunk........I've not been drunk in almost three weeks

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Awwwww man, that's terrible
Are you on drugs or are you too poor or do your live in lesbians not approve of drunk girls?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

trying to not be such a fatty

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)