In my capacity as obscure psychedelicist du jour
I should like to draw the attentions of those with YouTube at work - and indeed of those workshy skivers and dolescum not actually AT work, to this record of extreme comical genius:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OoYW-QpWSM

They were prevented from touring Europe "because it would be dangerous. People thought "Spazz" made fun of mentally retarded people and would throw rocks..."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:05, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That has to be one of the funniest choruses I've heard in years
...why would European audiences throw rocks at them?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Exactly.
We in Europe have been leading the pack in making fun of mentally retarded people for YEARS.


EDIT why not slip a cover of this into your act, and see?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Followed by a cover of
"Magic (Yellow School) Bus"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

"Too much, the Sunshine Bus"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You never even knew what hit ya
What hit ya was the back of your hand.
Nice.
( thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Spasticus Autisticus

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)

No, I am Spasticus!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm Spasticus and so is my wife.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

You fucked my wife?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I AM your wife!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Well goddam it get back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That is great.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm sorry, I'm too busy listening to Miley

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

....Culture?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOjZKDoo08
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

oh, no, now it's Selena Gomez

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Now you have truly lost me
And I do not even have a 'YouTube pun' reply with which to bamboozle you.

DAMN YOUR EYES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Have you been listening to late Jonny Cash?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Sir, I have not.
I like the fellow and all that, but I'm keener on the old skool shizzle.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

he's covers song called

"Sam Hall" and he damns alot of peoples eyes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR1gtCVAaOc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Aaaaah, eye-damning - more popular than I'd thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

it is very popular
I was over-joyed when I first heard that Johnny Cash song.

We have a song where our singer generally says "This is a song inspired by a man called Johnny Cash. It's called Inspired by Johnny Cash. It doesn't sound like Johnny Cash"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I absolutely love that film of him live in San Quentin prison.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

it's so good
the performances there were amazing.

the stuff of him playing at Johnny Depp's Viper Club in LA is pretty awesome too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*makes note*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

it's viper room, not club sorry
also, johnny depp doesn't own it any more, and I can't find any stuff on youtube of JC playing there...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)

really?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I watched that with my dad when I was little
You should make the babby watch it in a couple of years.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

damn your eyes, sir

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:33, Reply)

She's only famous when she wears the wig
(or so Zombieland has led me to believe)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

lies!
Dirty lies!
I actually know none of the Hannah Montana songs, ithangyewverymush
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

okay fine...
you get the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then you rock out [punch the sky dance move] the show

that's all I know...
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That Miley song has to be one of the most nauseatingly
saccharine tunes I've ever heard. I prefer ones about Shorty and Apple bottom jeans.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I lied I know two
I'm just a girl with a dream that got the best of me, in a world that believes fame is everything, got out of touch with the ones who gave me my wings to flyyyyyyyyy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

How's my second favourite merkin?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm listening to Hannah Montana...how do you think I am?
How are you my...uh...favorite geordie?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Suicidal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

horny?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

she doesn't really do it for me

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:56, Reply)

how about her old man?
The Mullet King?

no?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

erm....nah...
it looks like it takes him longer to do his hair than mine, if I were to go with a country star...I'd have to go for...Dierks Bentley or Jason Aldean
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

The first one certainly
the second looks a bit greasy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I bought a playgirl with Billy Currington on the cover, he's hot too

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I think he would be an appropriately caring lover

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I have no idea what state of mind a person has to be in the listen to Miley.
I'm very well thanks, enjoying a rare day in the office. I also found lots of cheap clothes for my ski trip in the supermarket this morning which made me happy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)

May I recommend TK Maxx for ski wear?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

No, I just said I already bought my stuff you fucking hob breaker
if you had a sensible suggestion then last week would have been the time to voice it.

Tosser.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

you didn't mention you needed some last week you fucking helmet
don't get all pissy with me because you fucked up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I didn't really fuck up
I bet in TK MaXX I wouldn't have got my fleecy tops for £5, my long sleeved T for £4 and my short sleeved T for £3.50.

That's all I was after, I already have posh coat and sallopettes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

no probably not. coat and sallopettes etc. was the stuff to which I was referring
sounds like you got some reasonably priced stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

May I recommend the 'Avanti' range from C&A for flourescent ski jackets?
/80s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)

No
You don't get an opinion on this, I'm not having you bring me down about ski-ing, you can say what you like about Bowie, you can rape Paul Simons mother and I'll let it go, but you're not saying anything about ski-ing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

There's no hyphen in skiing.
If you can even spell it, heaven help you on the slopes.

You fuck-ing helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*puts fingers in eyes*
LALALALALALALALALAJDJJFRKFKFKFJFGJGJGJGJKKFKFKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKGKG
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm sure it's lots of fun
(if you like sport holidays with no culture)

*runs for it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)

This is you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)

^This
I went skiing for the first time in 18 years last year, needless to say the stuff I wore on the school ski trip in 1991 was out of date and too small. TK Maxx did me proud.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

And once again
this would have been a good thing to tell me before I went to fucking Sainsburys, honestly, you're all a bunch of useless cunts on here.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

you didn't mention you needed some last week you fucking helmet

don't get all pissy with me because you fucked up.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I didn't really fuck up
I bet in TK MaXX I wouldn't have got my fleecy tops for £5, my long sleeved T for £4 and my short sleeved T for £3.50.

That's all I was after, I already have posh coat and sallopettes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

good efficiency there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I thought so

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I don't know either, more of a low mood I reckon...hoping to get cheered up by listening to bubble gum pop
woooooooooooooooooo ski trip, are you excited?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Very
I popped out the weekend before last and the snow was great so I'm hoping it's stayed that good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDYiffYoGas

This is about as bubblegum as it gets surely?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

where you going?
I even hated that song when I first heard it, I preferred this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PgMFaFQO-4
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

She played that one when I saw her live back in the day
I'm going to the Alps near Geneva.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:05, Reply)

cripes
well then I hope you have a spectacular time
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

There's 6 of us going
so I intend to be drunk as much as possible while I'm not required to drive.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)

mmmmmmmmm drunk........I've not been drunk in almost three weeks

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Awwwww man, that's terrible
Are you on drugs or are you too poor or do your live in lesbians not approve of drunk girls?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

trying to not be such a fatty

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I'm sure this is very funny.
BUT I CAN'T SEE YOUTUBE AT WORK!
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It truly is a great song, and funny with it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

COME ON YOU SLAAAAGS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkBvHT516yo


Grainy footage, but well worth the watch, as the Rastas lose the capacity to think for themselves. Ministry of Funny Walks included!


Dubplate style, play it Shaka.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Eh? There's no footage on that clip that I can see mate....
I've seen Dub Judah once or twice, they were excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

try this
www.youtube.com/user/igthered

this guy has loads of clips....if in doubt, just type "shaka plays rent man" into the search bar of youtube.

the problem is, I cant view youtube in work, so I am blindly using google to get a fix on the link.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)