I think I'm going to get
bollocked at work for not doing something I have never been told/trained about.

Woo(!)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Solution:
Get them to stand and watch you attempt to do it, thus proving that you have no idea how.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah my boss doesn't work like that
"You've seen colour swatches so you must have known you needed one so why didn't you order one?"

"You've seen space shuttles so why don't you know how to build one?"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Do you think you might get bollocked on the internet
for not replying to gazzes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Did you gaz me?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I fucking hope so.
*goes to check*
Edit: apparently not, fucking phone *bends over*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Pretty sure you
didn't.

Thus meaning you get the bollocking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Hmmmmyes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

*sits and waits to see bollocking from TGB*

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I don't have any energy today
I think the fact I know I'm going to get it in the neck has killed my enthusiasm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)