So anyway, how the fuck are you?
I'm in a good mood after a flash of inspiration saw me photoshop the logo artwork for the charity in an hour last night, after trying and failing six times over the past couple of months. I'm on the way to getting everything sorted for a proper promotional push just before spring, which is pretty exciting.

Is anything exciting you today? Other than the terrible porn, of course.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:09, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Got some more recording studio time with my band arranged which is awesome
also, we are headlining a local radio fundraiser at the end of February.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Headlining?
Ooh, get you! Are we to assume you're going on second then?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I think there are 4 bands, and we're on last, but not ridiculously late
basically, our name will be biggest on the posters
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:15, Reply)

That's pretty exciting.
I hope one day to be the biggest name on a poster. I'm thinking of changing my name to something unfeasibly long.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

our name is stupidly long anyway
so it will be massive if they make it the largest font on there!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Go for initials
Like PSB and CKTC.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:31, Reply)

it'd be DTTAB

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Dee-tab
Catcheh...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Size isn't everything.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:19, Reply)

it is most things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:20, Reply)

It is most things though.
/Roota
Edit: ugh
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:20, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

It sometimes amazes me the amount of pointless shit my brain keeps handy
when I can barely remember my own birthday.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's other people's job to remember your birthday, not yours.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Try telling that to the Inland Revenue.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Oi!
The lot of yez!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Nope.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Not even Vin Diesel?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Not even that bald headed goon has lifted my spirits.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

He makes me feel strange in the tummy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Not really
I'm a bit pissed off that I spent so much money yesterday, not good at all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Have things settled down in the mental chum department?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

A little
She's at least calmed down a bit. Her Dad kicking her out is weighing heavily on her mind, as he doesn't know the difference between illness, and attention seeking.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Hopefully she's got choices.
Is she getting professional help?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I hope so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I think I'm going to get
bollocked at work for not doing something I have never been told/trained about.

Woo(!)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Solution:
Get them to stand and watch you attempt to do it, thus proving that you have no idea how.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah my boss doesn't work like that
"You've seen colour swatches so you must have known you needed one so why didn't you order one?"

"You've seen space shuttles so why don't you know how to build one?"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Do you think you might get bollocked on the internet
for not replying to gazzes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Did you gaz me?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I fucking hope so.
*goes to check*
Edit: apparently not, fucking phone *bends over*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Pretty sure you
didn't.

Thus meaning you get the bollocking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Hmmmmyes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

*sits and waits to see bollocking from TGB*

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I don't have any energy today
I think the fact I know I'm going to get it in the neck has killed my enthusiasm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think I's a little drunked.
Almost 1am over here, and I added some wanker called Noel to facebook. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'd watch out for him, he can be a right cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

That's what he told me when I added him.
Fucking cocksucer.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Actually
Ignoring my post above, I'm not too bad.

I had a monster takeaway last night (sweet & sour chicken balls, egg fried rice & chips), I've booked my train ticket to go see my friend in Glasgow, and I've hopefully got a gig to go to next weekend.

Although I'm fairly sure it won't appeal to anyone but me, this is the gig
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I am going to Tenerife for a few days in just over a week. Woo!
I shall probably be more excited nearer the time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:00, Reply)

so you were lying when you said nope?
it's an outrage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Isn't it.
I am incredibly lucky but a miserable sod at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I was being a bit miserable last week I think
I've snapped out of it now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Massively jealous.
I haven't had a holiday in a long, long time.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:07, Reply)

It's been a rollercoaster ride so far,
We finally have some new chairs in my office - they arrived quite by surprise yesterday afternoon and I've just spent the last few minutes assembling one for my own foul and nefarious purposes of sitting comfortably at my desk for the first time in two years. Ah, back support, I've missed you...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Massively fucking busy...
Shitloads to do. I should not be monging on here today at all - or 'til late afternoon at the earliest.

Please tell me to fuck off and do some work if I start posting before then. Instead of just the usual 'fuck off'.

Thank you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Tell you what, I'll do you if you do me...
(I also should be getting work done instead of assembling chairs and slobbering over this board like a mong child who's just found a puppy)

So: fuck off until such time as you feel you have reasonably accomplished the vast amount of work laid before you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm grrrrrrreat!
I dunno why. Nothing's really happened. but I've Emmed the Eff Ew and eaten some fruit and I'm going to have a little flirt at the weekend and I've got my birthday sorted and, OH SOMETHING'S GOING TO GO WRONG NOW!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Your minge is going to fall out
Again
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:32, Reply)

fuck off!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Tee hee

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Your hair won't bob properly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I would kill myself if that happened.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I'm bored. I've got loads and loads of work to do but can't be arsed.
/AC
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Work is for wimps.
I've actually got bugger all to do today which means I have time to mope.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Don't mope.
Mop.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

You should call Vileda with that one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Actually I fucking should...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Get rid of unwanted depression
with OCD!


Patent it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

That's it!
Aw man. And my mum could star in the advert. She'd be the Shake n' Vac lady for the "HAVE I LOCKED THE DOOR??" generation.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:10, Reply)

'Mother's little helper' takes on a whole new wholesome meaning

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)