Has anyone else invented Creme Egg and soldiers?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:36, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Creme eggs are too sickly for me.
What do you use for soldiers?
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

cadburys fingers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You just did.
Maybe use a Bourbon?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:39, Reply)

As aesthetically plaeasing as bourbons would be,
they don't fit.
Fingers it is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Enjoy thine Creme Egge whilst ye can!
For soone cometh the time when the original Cadburie's Stocke shalt run drye, and a foul pestilence from foreigne lands shalt clutch our faire chocolate maker's bodie in its talonnes. Kraft shall be the name of the bringer of the ende to the chocolate of this sceptred isle, and 'pon its shouldere shall ride the foule goblinne known to mortals as Hershey. Yea, and Hershey shalt wreake an pox upon our fyne chocolate by making it taste like the chocolate of the Ewe Ess of Ae, known in common parlance as Shitte.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Those 'merkins wont change our creme eggs
It would start a war, and our special relationship would collapse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:09, Reply)