I would be the Daley Thompson of being shat on from a great height.
I would stand in the middle of the field while men in microlights fly by and dump on me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I was speaking figuratively.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

people always say that when you recoil at their fetishes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I don't think there's be much you'd recoil at love.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I refused that one thing, once.
But I'm sure, given time...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Definitely

( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

You reckon?
It's all about the training really isn't it Clenders.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Yes,
and the research.
( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

And that book you were reading the other week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'm reading a new one now.
It's worse.
( thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

time drugs
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

time drugs wine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

wine packet of Monster Munch
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Ask me how my love life is going,
go on.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Is it raining bitches again?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I'm a gonna let myself get, absolutely, soaking, wet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

How is your love life going on ?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Very well thanks,
I've managed to convince a very attractive girl that I'm not a twat and she's coming to stay this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

convince brainwash
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Flirting is basically a form of brainwashing
anyone who doesn't think it is will die a virgin.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

because no one else will say it,
I'm nominating that for post of the day.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

it's not post of the day but it IS true.
I was talking to someone about that yesterday.
Well, I was brainwashing him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

that's a good result
is it you-know-who?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

It's not snugglesacks or anyone from here.
We only exchanged numbers last saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

fast work
when she arrives are you going to say "oh, sorry, didn't I mention that I don't have a spare bed, or a sofa, or a floor for you to sleep on. you'll have to join me?"

or do you not need to be that subtle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

No I don't have to be that subtle.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)

is she fit?
sane?
intelligent?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Yes very fit,
Seems generally sane. Still early days.
Seems smart enough, got a decent job.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

sounds like a winner
good work and good luck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Two-out-of-three or he's lying.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)

It's your sister isn't it?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Nope my sister's a lesbian that lives in Oz.
/Not vc
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

A rug-munchkin?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

If I grew up with a brother like you then I'd probably be a lesbian too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

because no one else could live up to his shining example?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Not really what I was getting at, no.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

can't quite think what you mean then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You have a problem understanding me sometimes.
But I think we get on OK regardless.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I think your sexual relationship with your siblings explains a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Do you mean my lack of sexual relationships with my siblings.
Is this where I'm going wrong.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)