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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh yes!
Oo Arrlympics
I shall offer to represent my nation at something, maybe eating pie or sitting around a lot.
If your mere county were a Duchy, what would you compete in at the Games?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:47, 91 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Pot-holing.
We're very skilled at going around the massive gravelly holes in our road without hitting pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)
You just like holes.
Stop trying to make it out to be something more than it is.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Guilty!
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)
it's not a country though is it?
you lot are almost as bad as the Welsh with their bloody principality
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:49, Reply)
We didn't say it was a country.
Your envy is palpable, northern scum.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:52, Reply)
true
just doing some research and if the Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey can compete under their own names, then Cornwall damn well should be able to as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:54, Reply)
What about Sark?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)
(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Silly me....

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I have a friend who is effectively barred from the entire Isle of Man
Quite impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:03, Reply)
That is very impressive.
I've only managed to get barred from a library.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah, add my library to that one

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
My friend Ziggy is also barred from The Isle of Man

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Damn right,
although I have to say that I find most nationalism rather dull and inappropriate (unless I'm shouting obscenities at the Germans while the football is on).
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
a good attitude
basically, everyone is shit, including everyone who lives in this country
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Oooooo I should represent too!
Surely Pasty eating rather than pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I was using 'pie' as a generic term to cover all desirable foodstuffs.
However yes, pasties are the Dukes of Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I'd be a linesman.
BOOM! BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Whistling
End of.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I would be the Daley Thompson of being shat on from a great height.
I would stand in the middle of the field while men in microlights fly by and dump on me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Dirty cow

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I was speaking figuratively.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
people always say that when you recoil at their fetishes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I don't think there's be much you'd recoil at love.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I refused that one thing, once.
But I'm sure, given time...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Definitely

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You reckon?
It's all about the training really isn't it Clenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Yes,
and the research.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)
And that book you were reading the other week

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I'm reading a new one now.
It's worse.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

time drugs
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)

time drugs wine
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)

wine packet of Monster Munch
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Ask me how my love life is going,
go on.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Is it raining bitches again?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I'm a gonna let myself get, absolutely, soaking, wet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Dirty cow

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
How is your love life going on ?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Very well thanks,
I've managed to convince a very attractive girl that I'm not a twat and she's coming to stay this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:07, Reply)

convince brainwash
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Flirting is basically a form of brainwashing
anyone who doesn't think it is will die a virgin.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
because no one else will say it,
I'm nominating that for post of the day.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
it's not post of the day but it IS true.
I was talking to someone about that yesterday.
Well, I was brainwashing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
that's a good result
is it you-know-who?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)
It's not snugglesacks or anyone from here.
We only exchanged numbers last saturday.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
fast work
when she arrives are you going to say "oh, sorry, didn't I mention that I don't have a spare bed, or a sofa, or a floor for you to sleep on. you'll have to join me?"

or do you not need to be that subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
No I don't have to be that subtle.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
is she fit?
sane?
intelligent?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Yes very fit,
Seems generally sane. Still early days.
Seems smart enough, got a decent job.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)
sounds like a winner
good work and good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Two-out-of-three or he's lying.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
It's your sister isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Nope my sister's a lesbian that lives in Oz.
/Not vc
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)
A rug-munchkin?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
If I grew up with a brother like you then I'd probably be a lesbian too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)
because no one else could live up to his shining example?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Not really what I was getting at, no.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
can't quite think what you mean then

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
You have a problem understanding me sometimes.
But I think we get on OK regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I think your sexual relationship with your siblings explains a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Do you mean my lack of sexual relationships with my siblings.
Is this where I'm going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I'd probably compete in every event, and win them all.
Even the ones that happen at the same time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)
you would if every event was
"synchronised being-a-dickhead"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
POTD
No offence, Chomp. It did make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
That's ok, I take people mocking me with good grace.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Well, I grew up in Essex, so:
100m in White Stilettos
"Didya Just Spill My Pint Ya Waankaaah?" Wrestling
The Lakeside Marathon
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Sooperb

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I'd have to say
the cow-dressage

or the 100m on custard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)
considering my town it'd probably be beer bong dash
and did--you-just-hit-on-my-girl boxing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Being a northerner.
Welly throwing.
Hiding the Whippet
Flat cap doffing
The 100m going to the foot of our stairs
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Jinx!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
wearing flat caps and stroking whippets

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Whippets?
Aah, DG's todger has a pet name. How cute.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)
;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Whippet, whippet good!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I may be at work but I can still bloody hear you, you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Clearly I'm complimenting your todger
You should be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Worcestershire, hmmm
I'd compete at having some of the worst accents in the world, from Black Country in the North to straw-chewing farmer in the South. That and recycling opinion pieces from the Daily Mail.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17, Reply)
sauce!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I was going to make a lame "being saucy" joke
but couldn't be arsed.

It is nice stuff. I make the best toasties using it. Not sure it's made in Worcester anymore though. Right, I'm off to Worcester this afternoon. I will ask someone about this.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
it is an essential ingredient of cheese on toast.
congratulate the people of worcester for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I accidentally put it on my egg-fried rice once
It made me sad.
My nana and grandad had just got back from Paris and it was supposed to be a happy occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)
: )
You must write a book of anecdotes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I need to give them endings
but they have no endings.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)
They don't need endings.
They're like little vignettes of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Aw man, I've got vignettes!
I always knew I'd get posher...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Stick with me hon and I'll take you to the top.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:55, Reply)
:)
I feel like Eliza.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Educating Roota

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

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