I'm actually going to take great exception to this
as someone else has posted it just two stories down. Seriously, don't you look at the board before you post? Or were you so close to cumming at the thought of such a witty post that you just used your bookmark to the new post link and then burst forth all over your keyboard?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You can understand, can't you?
I mean, with a story of such importance, you don't check, you just do. Especially if something as revolutionary as a flashmob is on the cards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I was just glad someone had posted something because my friend left and I was bored.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You should have just started touching yourself.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Or learn how to type one-handed.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I'm very good at that
I spend a lot of time on the phone. Obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:33, Reply)

That's the only possible reason.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Exactly

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

How do you lot know I ain't?
Phwoar, fleecy jarmers, etc etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:34, Reply)

POIDH
*sends multiple gazzes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Aaawwwww man
I totally wish a girl I knew was touching herself right now. I could totally pretend that that it was actually my cock touching her, only without the premature ejaculation and look of dissapointment.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Or it being your mum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It didn't happen
I'm touching my face, because I'm putting jojoba oil on it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)

jojoba oil *insert dirty joke here*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:40, Reply)

jojoba oil Dripping like mother used to make
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Eeh my grandad's mother, the double-dealing Beadle-clawed nut-job,
used to put lard on her hair as a pomade.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:46, Reply)

Oh boy
I fucking love flashmobs, even more than rosalicious loves bashes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:31, Reply)

ME TO!
I like how when you go to one you know that everyone is looking at you going "oh man, those guys are cool and part of the right social networks, I wish I could be like them", and then you go home and touch yourself inappropriately.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I like to think about your wife when I get home.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I like to think about your home when I get my wife.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41, Reply)

It's a very nice home

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 22:41, Reply)