Buy a jar of chipotle
and spread it thinly on buttered toast like you would Marmite. I'm almost addicted to this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

STOP EVERYTHING! I NEED TO STAND UP FOR TOAST
Because that's all I had for breakfast this morning. Toast with marmite does it for me, especially if I can be arsed to set up the coffee machine as well. Admittedly with a gut still periodically expanding from last night's curry, I think anything more elaborate would have been a mistake.

But I like Noel's suggestion of chipotle...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE CEREAL?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I like cereal.
BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TOAST DISPARAGED.

(Normally I'd have a bit of both for breakfast, but I forgot to buy cereal this week.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

perhaps, then
you could be the one to broker peace between the peoples of cereal land and toast peninsula
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Floating between the two atop my croissant-shaped longboat

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:37, Reply)

punting along the orange juice sea
with a pole of cured sausage*

*that was ruder than I expected
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I was put off that
by a south park episode where it they said it makes you bleed from your arse or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:29, Reply)

A jar of chipotle?
How the hell do you spread a dried chili?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Silly himjim
Chipotle paste.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 11:43, Reply)