Since b3ta is always a fount of great
advice and sophisticated ideas, I am asking for your help.

I'm sitting in an airport getting drunk on free whisky but I have to meet my contractor who is a straight laced woman from Nebraska (kind of intense, the type you exoect to lose it and start shooting students from a university tower) about a presentation I have to give tomorrow.

Should I keep drinking and throw up on her or stop drinking, eat a FUCK LOAD of pepermint gum and try to act like I'M a sober and good HUMAN?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:36, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahahahaha!
You've come to the wrong place for the right answer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Nah,
She sounds like the type that just when you think she's going to kick off, rips all her clothes off and gets stuck right in to the drinks too - the question should be, do you really want to end up accidentally sleeping with each other?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:41, Reply)

This is what I said to him.
It's always the quiet ones you need to watch out for.

I should know. I used to be one of them.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Hahahha!
The quiet ones aren't the worst -it's the ones that WERE the quiet ones you should be scared of! :D
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Trust me, she ain't one of them!
We got her drunk once and she started quoting the bible etc. Of course I didn't help matters by continually showing why the bible is nothing more than a good story. Since then, she seems to wear garlic cloves around her neck every time I see her.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Ooh, Kinky!

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Come on, won't one of you responsible b3ta'ns
tell me I need to stop drinking and e qan qdult????????????

My glass is empty and I need to know whether get another drink or be responsible and grab a cab to my hotel???????

I know all of you to be a sober and sophisticated group of people who I can trust for the best advice.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:50, Reply)

DRINK!!
Presentation be damned. Repressed lady from Nebraska be damned. Tonight is the night for adventure.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Thank you darling
I already got ONE more bourbon. This is it though, I have to be an adult and responsible.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:54, Reply)

STOP SKULLING PISS
Score some ganja somewhere + smoke a fattie - that will sober you up.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Goodnight all
I'm off to my hotel to be a productive member of society. (Now if I just can make it to the hotel without pissinjg myself).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:15, Reply)