Don't be afraid
this is PsychoChomp's usual chat up line.

He'll be selling you paperclips next.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

HOLY SHIT IS IT A GIRL????

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I didn't think you minded either way

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I like breasts

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

And your point is?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

*points at penis*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*Covers eyes*

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

As do I.
do you have breasts?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

No, not even moobs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Moobs don't count
They are a heresy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

He never tried to sell me des trombones
Just like Edmund never gazzed me his cock.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Me neither
I did however send Chompy a picture of my cock.

He liked it.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

He laminated it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

And licks it every morning

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

and the picture!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Boom! Boom!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

He does know I'm a boy, right?
well maybe 34 is a bit old for 'boy', but definitely and outy rather than an inny if you see what I mean.

Anyway, not to worry I have lurked long enough to know of the delightful Mr Chomp and his ways. Thanks for the warning all the same.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

So hand over the croissants then!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

can't stand them
or not in this country anyway, they seem to do them better in France somehow.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

And Cornwall, apparently
According to Vipros, anyway.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:22, Reply)

TRUFACT
They are awesome when you can get them, Vipros usually gets to them first, the cunt.
( Peej, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I've said nothing of the sort
for a start, I don't live in Cornwall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Cunt
Anyone not living in Cornwall is a cunting cunt
( Peej, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

can it, 'Jethro'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

AAAHAHAHAHAH
Jethrene!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)

shut it you old bastard
or I'll slap your bitch ass raw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Do you do that to everyone who insults you.
you fucking straw-eater?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)

you are in no position to mock me for where I live

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I tried...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)

huge fail I'm afraid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Fine
there are plenty of yokels willing to tan my hide anyway.
And they don't look like a cathedral with a beard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'm going to need to make sure I'm wearing a straw hat and dungarees when I meet some of you people aren't I?
otherwise you will be upset
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I just burst out laughing
Oh man, ahahahahaha
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I was just looking on facebook
unfortunately the photo of me playing banjo at a gig while wearing a straw hat isn't on there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

It's for the best

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

nice sig

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

so's yours

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Oh yeah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

....
what's that supposed to mean?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

You do have ways.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

In all honesty,
you seem, to me to be a marmite kinda person, personally I generally find you funny, but am not overly surprised to be warned about you, make sense?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Yes, I'm actually very nice.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I'm sure you are
(back slowly away making sooting hand gestures)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)

but your sig!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

my sig?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I loved that advert!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Well it's stuck with me
I was cycling along the south bank of the Thames recently with my GF when a pub hoved into view recently and was moved to utter the immortal line. Then had to spend 10 minutes explaining it while being looked at like a mong by my German girlfriend who has only lived in the UK for the last 10 years.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

i think me and my dad say it at least once a month
Sometimes when we can't even see a pub.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

do you do the accent?
It's not that same without the accent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Of course!
And you have to say SNOWY really hysterically.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Good girl
You shall go on the short list entitled "Scise not to be Exterminated come the Revolution"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Cheers!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:38, Reply)