Yes but i'm not talking about breasts
I like breasts
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ears? Eyebrows? Lungs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

toes

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I think she has a wonky eye!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Yes
I thought she was a hottie until my flatmate at uni pointed it out to me. Now shes ruined for me. The cunt also ruined Christina Ricci by pointing out her abnormal forehead.
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

My mate once claimed that Ricci was the celebratory he'd most like to shag
"Why" I enquired

"Body of a woman, face of a child" was his response....
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Is Gary Glitter really dyslexic?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

yeah well she thinks your jumper is stupid

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

*looks at jumper*
*cries*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Nothing about Flim Flam is stupid
Once i've murdered my wife and got the life insurance I intend to woo her and steal her from her also wonderful husband.
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Arrr that be a cunning plan
Be aware, I'm like a Gremlin, except I need a constant supply of sweets, Diet Coke and shoes or I'll turn into a MONSTER!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Sweet, Diet Coke and Shoes?
Easy.

My wife requires the passwords to my online bank account, all my wages paid in to her account and the right to act like a spoiled bitch all the time just because she was raised to get what she wants.
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Oddness
But you lurve her really!!

Some women are a bit mental, I'm only mental for sweets. I couldn't give a finger of fudge what DiT does with his monies and I'm pretty sure he feels the same way about me. So long as the bills get paid I don't ask questions. Being paranoid and jealous is so tiring.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Nope
I'm only still with her because spending time away from my daughter would be more unbearable than staying with the wife. We now sleep in separate rooms and haven't had sex this decade.
( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Crumbs.
Sorry dude, that's shit. At least you’ve got your lovely little lady though!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Shes amazing and does Hitler impressions!

( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Hahaha
You're turning her into a B3tan early!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

No, is sometimes the hardest word to say
Alternatively try, 'Fuck Off', I find it works just as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*nods head*
That one would also work!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)

If it doesn't work
Then a pint of cold piss in the face usually works well as a salty deterrent.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Peej, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I approve
of your double-pronged attack
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Eh?
Oh - 'wonky'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)