Alright you slags
miss me today?

I'm going to be passing through Scotland at the beginning of May for a day or two possibly, and might need to find something to do. Any suggestions?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:33, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Eat proper haggis and drink proper scotch
and become a proper racist. Of course I missed you. Don't ever leave again, ok?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:38, Reply)

whereabouts
in Scotland? highlands? islands? speyside?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:42, Reply)

spending two weeks in the outer hebrides
but planning to break the journey home up with a day or two in a place or places of interest
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Well
as a whisky lover I can thoroughly recommend stopping off at Dufftown to do a tour of Glenfiddich or Belvenie, and get to sample the goods afterwards.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'm not a fan of whisky at all
I quite like Laphroaig for it's extreme peatyness, but that is more of a novelty than something I'd drink for enjoyment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Ach
well thats an Islay anyway, so not exactly on your way.

If there is a Go Ape anywhere in Scotland I suggest you try it, i'm terrified of heights but sort of enjoyed it.

*prods gaz wise :)*
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Maffers

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Everything I know about activities in Scotland comes from a wedding I attended
and Trainspotting. From that I gathered you can:

Shoplift
Get married
Become a drug addict
Cut the cake
Overdose

Hope this helps.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Who are you again?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Yeah
Stop being a shirter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:54, Reply)