Did they have particularly vicious fruit?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not really, although our garden did have a military theme of sorts
Our garage was originally stables, and there were arrowslits in the walls. It was pretty fucking ace now I come to think of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You are prince Edward
AICMFP
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Is this an oblique way of calling me a shirter?
It had better not be old boy. I have swords, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Swordssssssss
You can't just have one can you?

Anyway I have a battle axe. It just needs a handle.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

*offers penis*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

*declines*
Unless its 2 feet long and made of Ash.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

50% there

After a horrfic threshing machine accident a kindly carpenter called Jepeto took me and rebuilt me as the son he never had...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Does it get longer if you lie?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Bend over and ask me if I'm a millionaire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I have the sword
worn by one of my antecedents to the coronation of George V. My father aoplogised to me when he gave it to me, because the blade is a little bent - from beating his younger brother round the head with it, he said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I feel that if I ever met you
I should tug my forelock.

Except I don't have one. Will a curtsey do?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You sound posh Monty.
Will you knight me? Not in a shirty way obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

The poshness has rather fizzled out, unfortunately.
My father was born into a minor stately home in the Scottish borders with servants etc, and his mother's family used to co-own Pringle - but all that has translated into precisely fuck all in real terms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Did you get free Pringles then?
That would have been WIN.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

The golfwear company, you spanner

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I knew what you meant
Was your grandad mates with Lenny Bennett and Jimmy Tarbuck?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Certainly not!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You protest too much
I knew you were part of the light entertainment hierarchy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I'm not!
Ask Barry Cryer.

I did find it amusing that Alan Partridge's 'peephole Pringle' was part of my family's legacy, I must admit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I did think that
but I've decided not to elicit sordidness for a whole hour
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)