I'm stuck in another airport for the next 4 hours. What should I do?

(I always defer to the wisdom of b3ta).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:08, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would've thought that was obvious? ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Bet he's checked his luggage and can't get to the favourite lube.
It's security measures gone mad I tell you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Who needs lube with Al's pre-cum?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Oh yeah man, al's pre-cum is best of all the salty substances :-D

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, Reply)

leave a package unattended

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:24, Reply)

4 hours?
get drunk of course!
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:27, Reply)

You have given me the validation I needed.
Let the booze flow freely!!!!!!!!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Do it!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Already DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i JUST NEEDED VALIDATION)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:12, Reply)

*VALIDATES HARD*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Oh God, I like it HARD

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:47, Reply)

More, don't stop, please don't stop
(Just moved from one Delta club in the Detroit to an other. This is the fourth and last for tonight. Crappy booze but no bartenders so you can pour as much as you want. (Need to remember it's a full plane and I don't want to puke on my neighbor or the FA).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:19, Reply)

*passes quality red wine*
Will that do for now?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:37, Reply)

Airport Bar
4 hours is enough time to go hit on a flight attendant or three!
(bill, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:56, Reply)

don't forget
empty that bladder completely before you get on the plane, you could spend a long time sitting down with the seatbelt light on. Nothing worse than holding in a massive piss for 2 hours.
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:12, Reply)

I've found that if you look desperate enough and run towards the bathroom, they don't bother you.

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:17, Reply)

fill yer boots
Pour a Gin & Tonic you could bathe a dog in and drink then relax.

You can't drink beer on a plane or you spend the flight getting out of your seat/ queueing/pissing...
( b3tz, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:59, Reply)

Congratulations
You are no longer stuck
( Peej, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)