Just like you, Monders dear boy,
I spend it in the lavatory, listening in to people's shits, then posting about it live on the internet.

Or when you say 'I'm in trap one', are you merely scene-setting rather than you actually ARE in there right now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He's a greyhound.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Hahaha, superb!
I am now singing 'Monders is a greyhound' to the tune of Jilted John.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Good point old bean!
I started posting whilst still in Trap 1. Shortly after I clicked Send, I returned to my desk to await the replies from this orrible lot.

I don't spend all day listening to other people on the loo. I'm not *that* much like my dad
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Well I hope you washed your hands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Maybe if you've just had a pony, you have a point.
Although, if it's just a wee - wash your penis in the morning and then DON'T PISS ON YOUR HANDS.

Much easier.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)