I'd had about 2 hours sleep the night before
and had to play a gig. beer would not have been my friend at that point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What you needed was a restorative brandy, old chap

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

that would've not only knocked me out, but probably bankrupt me as well
right, I've just been looking for a way to record some guitar ideas on my phone for recording session tonight, and came across this memo that I had written myself at some point.

I have no recollection of it prior to this.

Man walks into bar with large orange for head. why? genie. 3 wishes. Billionaire. Irresistible to women. Orange for a head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm not sure the world is ready for your standup routine just yet.
That is just plain odd mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I don't think I made it up
that's the weird thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

The whole thing is most weird.
It's like you've been told ths funniest gag you've ever heard and thought 'I must make a note of this or I'll forget it'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

it does seem like that
and while the joke appeals to me, it's certainly not the funniest ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You've gotta have a pint before you go on stage!
Regardless of how you feel!

I was drumming at a gig the other day and did a little sick in my mouth. I had no option but to swallow it - it wasn't so bad.

It got me thinking though, it would have been quite cool if it was a full-on massive puke and i'd carried on playing through it, all the time warm sick running down my front and onto my lap.

I'd have paid to see it.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

A bit of vomit never stopped The Stooges.
EDIT if you'd yakked all over your drums you could have recreated the Keith Moon performance on the Rolling Stones' Rock'n'Roll Circus, with spew instead of water.

Outdoing Moonie - some achievement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm gonna fucking do that when we do our video.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)