ive only ever had one of those henry-type jobs that kill your back and shit but this is a luxury
see them dysons right, fucking wank. every single one my mam bought was dead within a year or so. i paid £36 for my bagless argos one AND WORTH EVERY PENNY IN MY EYES.

i find myself talking about vacuums and old lady bollocks a lot lately. perhaps i should spunk £60 on a pair of star wars trainers and even it up a little
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why do they do your back in more than the uprights?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

because youre bending over and that
and they dont pick up as much so i push down harder which EVERYONE knows helps with the suction and that. science innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Aw man I was gonna get one of those too :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

nah fuck the henrys and their ilk, its all about the upright man
get involved in arguuuus
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Mine will last a bit longer yet
I just need one with pet attachments
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

like a basket? oh man i needs one of those. and a pet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You need a cleaner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

i need a nice obliging bloke to meet my every whim

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

What you therefore need is many small doses of rohypnol
lets call them "daily vitamins"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

they wont get much fucking hoovering done with a bit of them down them will they

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)