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(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:37, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
hello,
I don't know if I should install that facebook application that shows who's looking at your profile. I might not like it.
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)
No
You shouldn't. You might get scared!
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I quite like finding people with that application and clicking 'like'/replying to every post/viewing every picture (etc)... to set the markers off.

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)
There's new ones I've seen in the last few days that apparently show when people even look at your profile.

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I'm not sure, on a technical level, how you could do it.
You could have an image loaded on a remote server that'll collect stats, but it wouldn't collect 'who' (I don't think), but facebook proxys all images (which is why you never see 404'd red-squares).
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Hmmm, me either, I think it's probably spam or something.

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah', like that "Photas" one that looks like someone has tagged you in a photo and ends up sending out stuff to everyone.
Most weeks I get a few people who've been fooled by that one.
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)
yeah, this looks extra dodgy
www.facebook.com/#!/pages/See-whos-stalking-your-page/284166601931
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)
its all bollocks, facebook dont share that sort of info
those apps get their data from how much you interact with other mongs and how often they comment on your shit.
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Which is a shame because I want to know who's stalking me.
and I don't actually stalk anyone.
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Although,
"no one has looked at your profile in 6 months" would probably be depressing.
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)
im always clicking on photos of mates mates and then lol'ing at their walls and their friends and i tell you what
im fucking glad fb dont share that info. itd look like i actually give a shit about the people im clicking on
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)
alright spikeypickle

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Not really ;0(
I want a twix but I've only got 50p in my wallet and they cost 55p. I don't want to ask anyone for 5p in case they think I'm a poor pikey and mock me.

How are you?
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)
you flid id ask for the fucking 5p because by jove i have my eye on that twix and i'll fucking have it
unless you work with cunts. and then i'd just rob their desk drawers when they fuck off to the lav.

im sahnd mate. got my very first upright vacuum today and im all about having a go.
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I had one twix earlier but now I want another
Congratulations of the new vac. I love vacs. We've got a red hoover one in our house. We had a Dyson but it was shit.

My last purchase was some Adidas Star Wars trainers for my lad (storm trooper edition). I wanted the grown-up ones but I'm not spunking £60.00 on a pair of trainers.

*sigh*
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)
ive only ever had one of those henry-type jobs that kill your back and shit but this is a luxury
see them dysons right, fucking wank. every single one my mam bought was dead within a year or so. i paid £36 for my bagless argos one AND WORTH EVERY PENNY IN MY EYES.

i find myself talking about vacuums and old lady bollocks a lot lately. perhaps i should spunk £60 on a pair of star wars trainers and even it up a little
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Why do they do your back in more than the uprights?

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)
because youre bending over and that
and they dont pick up as much so i push down harder which EVERYONE knows helps with the suction and that. science innit
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Aw man I was gonna get one of those too :(

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)
nah fuck the henrys and their ilk, its all about the upright man
get involved in arguuuus
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Mine will last a bit longer yet
I just need one with pet attachments
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)
like a basket? oh man i needs one of those. and a pet

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)
You need a cleaner

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)
i need a nice obliging bloke to meet my every whim

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)
What you therefore need is many small doses of rohypnol
lets call them "daily vitamins"
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)
they wont get much fucking hoovering done with a bit of them down them will they

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I have both Chocolate cake and home made cinamon biscuits

I shall eat some with 3 o'clock tea
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Yo

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)
ho

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)
How is yer mam?

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)
with John Terry

Woo pay day!
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Get in!
Oh shit the cat just jumped up and pressed F1.
Think he hates me and wants out?
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)
oi oi
we're talking about vacuums up there if you want in
(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)
^ I got involved

(, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

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