I did a once in a lifetime shit once
It was disappearing around the bend whilst still exiting my anoos, it must have been 18" long
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

disappearing around the whilst?
That is once in a lifetime shit.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

smartarse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I imagine your arse smarted
after doing an 18" poo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Brillinant it was more length than girth
it was also a non-wiper, good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:02, Reply)

yeah, you don't want to ruin a turd sculpture of that magnitude
by shrouding it's nutty magnificence with the toilet paper of ignominy.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It would be like wrapping Nelson's Column in brown paper
A great view spoiled.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Now THAT really is POTD, Pete

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

yet again, my best material is toilet humour.
am i destined to wander this earth like some kind of human whooppee cushion, ruining everything that's beautiful with my scatological witterings?

probably
ah well.
shits'n'giggles.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:13, Reply)

;)

(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)