Just got home from Tenerife about an hour ago.
For some reason the cat flap has been locked,(accidentally or otherwise), which means I came home to a house full of cat shit and wee. Shit on my clothes in the washing basket, shit in the bath and wee on the bathroom and bedroom floor. My house smells of millions of cats and the good mood I was in has been crunched under foot.

Tenerife was full of old people. I kept thinking I was on a Saga holiday. Listening to my little sister speak fluent Spanish was ace though : )

I'm off to bed with a peg on my nose : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:59, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ouch, that's pretty awful.
Check behind the sofa as well, they're bound to have hidden one under the radiators.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:09, Reply)

They are cross with you
You left them for days and came back with a spaniard, a three-legged syphilitic donkey, and four rheumatic children.
What do you expect?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:10, Reply)

That happened to me one Christmas / New Year
Was out of the house a couple of days and accidently must have locked the cat flap instead of opening it (it was a four way job). I'd left it on in but not out.

CAt shit and piss everywhere. Not pleasant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Oh man well at least your post has done me a favour..
..reminded me why I never want pets again.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:24, Reply)

If there is a man in the house who my cat doesn't like
he shits in the bath.
Fortunately I'm an anti-social cunt and the house is like Fort Knox.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Tenerife eh?
Nice!!

I've been getting up at 4.15 in the freezing bloody cold. Brrrrrr.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:42, Reply)

That was me.
Don't blame the cat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Clean it up you tramp!
Then go to bed!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)