Spectacular Fail
anyone watching the news last night cannot fail to be impressed by the wonderful Drayton Parslow Neighbourhood Watch Scheme. Glad I don't live there....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:28, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I usually tend to watch proper news about important stuff.
edit: A link might help.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:32, Reply)

ditto

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Soz chaps
I did't have a link when I posted but national news is full of the story. In a nutshell, an elderly chap has been missing for over 5 months but NW didn't see fit to report it! The link I have found does not mention N Watch but Three Counties Radio aired a pretty telling interview this morning - telling as they thought fit to mention that his house was not quite right and a little out of keeping! I suspect the neighbours.......

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8505597.stm
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Neighbourhood watch is a bunch of people playing spot the black person.
It's a fucking joke.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

^ This ^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Shit!
I agree with you.


Must try harder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

If you hear a burglar alarm go off, or a car alarm,
do you phone the Old Bill, or just turn the telly volume up?
*Public spirited, probably not*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I climb back out the way I got in
and clear off, sharpish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

After torching it,
obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

A sort of neighbour of mine,
ie, few mins away, died the other year. It took a year and a bit for her body to be discovered. Happy thoughts. The local councillors were wringing their hands, about how awful it was, what a great community we were, etc. Twats.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

In the meantime
Sir Jimmy had his wicked way with her every night....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Nah,
she was over 10.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think when they're dead he is prepared to make an exception.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

He had a holiday home in the town I grew up in,
and we broke in a few times, "for a dare."
Fuck me, that was a close one.

Edit, not true of course.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

That does show remarkable daring.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

We never knew about his fondness for
ALLEGEDLY diddling deaded kiddies.
Lawyers watching?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

He was a gangland torturer
Kiddie fiddler and necrophiliac.


COME AND GET ME YOU OLD FREAK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

The only mention of said town I can find is this...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7197311/Son-of-university-lecturer-arrested-on-suspicion-of-murder.html
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I don't get it,
Anyone want to watch a friends* new youtube show and tell me if it's worth watching when I get home. www.youtube.com/user/TheTylers100

*Friend of a friend really, but I've got drunk with her more than three times, she's quite hot if that helps you make a decision
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

it's shit
only managed 30 seconds. 2 people sitting on a sofa talking yokel about inconsequential shit, about as funny a Catherine Tate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Neighbourhood Watch Scheme = nosy curtain twitchers.
Doing Old Bill's job on the cheap.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)