Good grief
I hope you sat her at the furthest away table near the bogs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They're always the best table because they stick all the drunken loud people there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

That was where Becky
was sat! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

That explains why i'm always at the back then
I just assumed it was because I was hated by all and sundry. Like the time I was placed next to another single bloke. Cunts.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

with my habits being near the lavatories is kind of handy.,
I AM NOT SAYING I AM A SHIRTER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I didn't actually notice
I got told about it the next day, I thought it was a bit retarded. Not to toot my own trumpet or anything but she was a fat old frumpy bird and I was looking all hot and junk... no competition! Ha.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You had that junk going on so hard
that all the boys spent the day either walking double or sponging the stains out of their crotches.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Damn straight
They all looked most peculiar in their pictures.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You should have just made an announcement at the start
that they were all welcome to unzip and walk around with their straining erections sticking out of their flys.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I don’t think DiT would have appreciated that sort of announcement.
‘Right I’m married now chaps, get your todgers out and flap ‘em around a bit, I’m unlikely to see any others for awhile'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

POTD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

*bows*
*receives flowers*

I'd like to thank God...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Flim, I'm happy for you
and I'mma let you finish...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

*stomps*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)