My mum and said siblings don't talk.

It's my dad and fiance that seem to think by inviting them i'll be 'doing the right thing'.

Fuck it, it's definitely for the best!
(big perm is no good with them there 'puters, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh you've SO done the right thing
Why put yourself and your poor mum through the stress?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

If only there was a way you could direct your replies to a specific person or comment.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

How the fuck would one do such an amazing thing?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I have no idea myself

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

you're like an internet Derren Brown, aincha?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

a sartorially-inclined elegant woofter?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Like that,
but minus the sartorial inclination and the elegance.

But compensated for by a surfeit of shirting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

unlike Derren
Al can't use his mind powers to bugger straight men
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

However, conversely,
he can spell 'Darren'.

It's a funny old world!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:01, Reply)

*whispers*
Mont, it's 'Derren'...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

*shouts*
'Derren' is not a name. Nor is it a word recognised anywhere in the fucking world.

He has changed his name to 'Derren', either because he has (quite correctly) realised that being a woo-spooky practitioner of magic called Darren is a bit pathetic, or because there is already a Darren Brown listed on Equity's books.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Fuckin ell alright like!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's YOU told, eh?
When are you coming down to London?

WHEN?????/////??
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Sometime in March
and sometime in April.
Fuckoff anyway because you didn't invite me to that place.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

more importantly
are you cunts coming down this way any time?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

it costs a fucking fortune
I think you should all have a beano up to Liverpool. My flat's massive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

but it's in liverpool
and is unlikely to be as big as my house
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

i bet it is bigger than your house.
Fine, open your house and your missus and I'll be there ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I can't just do it like that
you'd have to woo her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

What's her favourite flavour pasty?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You fuck off
It's on a Thursday (25th). If you want to come by all means you are very welcome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh i can't come then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I am warning you -
I really would like to come down to visit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

it would be good
you'd be most welcome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Derren Victor Brown
began his stage career under the stage name 'Darren V Brown' apparently.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Excellent.
I do enjoy being right. I think it rather suits me, don't you?

*preens*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*kicks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

*dodges kick with ease*


*thumbs nose*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

*falls on arse*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)