People in B&Q are either very clued up old boys
who probably hate working there as it's kind of demeaning for someone who could do your shitty DIY a million times better than you to hav to say "Aisle 4 for magnolia paint", or spotty useless twats who hate working there as they will never amount to anything.

The old boys are often good sources of information if you can't get in touch with your own dad.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They are shit at predicting weather patterns though

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Yeah
but they always seem to know what your mums been up to in the last week.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Well really...
*monacle falls into champagne flute*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

and acting in adverts

and being human beings
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I hope I can work at B&Q when i'm old
unless "Reaper" has been distorting the truth, it's a laugh a minute job
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:23, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Oh you...
*slaps*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)