MORNIN!
I'm so late for work.
My oh my, slept like a coma patient. I had trippy drreams indicating that life was going on around me.
Then I dreamt that ghosts in the bathroom were harmonising with me when I sang. They like Paul Simon and Patsy Cline.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bloody ghosts
Coming over here, impersonating our backing singers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

They were nice ghosts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Get the exorcist in
Ask him to bring a crucifix with him.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

There's already a photo of JP2, what more do I need?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That took a moment
JP2 = the last pope.

Can you levitate off the bed, without a hoist?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I need to change my sig, but til then...
"I'd prefer it WITH one!" *wink*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

haha!
Naughty girl.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Haha you shut up
You dirty cow.
You find mediterranean men attractive.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Were your dreams "stilton powered"?
or just ordinary cheese ones?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

No cheese
Half a bottle of fizzy wine and too much onanism probably.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

i've never noticed any correlation
between wanking and vivid dreams. Although I've never studied it, to be fair.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I think it is something to do with flooding the body with endorfeens or something
sorry for splelling.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I was going to say endorphins too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

But is that not more likely
to make you sleep more soundly? I know that every time I shoot my load, whether it be manually stimulated or into a suitable female orifice, I feel really sleepy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Yeah I do, I go comatose
But in the times where I'm not in deep sleep, like when I'm trying to come round in the morning, they're well trippy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

this must be why
the guy at the next desk keeps falling asleep after a bathroom visit
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

This has nothing to do with dolphins
they serve another porpoise.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I seal what you did there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Bet you had
a whale of a time, eh?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Nar...whal

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)