I read once (possibly in the QI book of General Ignorance)
that penis size is widely variable but statistically, taller men have bigger cocks.

But if that applies to women, then tall women have big fannies. But I'm sure that all of you b3tan ladies of above average stature have tight and snug ladyparts. So it can't be the case.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think perhaps we should conduct some kind of scientific experiment to find out.
And by scientific I mean sexy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yup
sexy pervy
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Nurse!
Fetch my speculum.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I've got a twelve inch willy
But I don't use it as a rule.


Oh, the old ones are the best....
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Oh yeah thanks
oh TGB is tall and has a cavernous vag ha HA HA HA
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:51, Reply)

A poem what I got from sickipedia (how shit has that gone now?! It's embarrassing!) then changed to make it read better.
Roses are red,
and a little bit smelly,
just give me a nosh,
'cause your cunts like a welly.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)