Would you know about it in the morning
Or say... when you got on the train?
Oh my god I totally had the plops in Euston Station that morning.
Did you fucking bum me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well, I don't want to spread any malicious rumours
but, you were sleeping next to Becky and she did rearrange your legs a bit as she said "you looked uncomfortable" so you know, I'm not saying she bummed you or anything, but, I think she might have bummed you a little bit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Oh if it was Becky I wouldn't mind
She's well sexy and her penis is, like t-i-n-y.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It's bloody not
it's at least twice as big as mine.

Unless of course mine is even more tiny?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:05, Reply)

*hand on shoulder*
Sorry Al...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:06, Reply)

But mrs al said it was a good size?
*cries*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Fuck off, it's massive
Trufact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Did Mrs Al tell you that too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Nah, DiT's mum did

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:31, Reply)

And that's a woman who knows a massive cock when she sees one
or feels it sliding up her back passage.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I fucking bet she does!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:44, Reply)