Looks like someone took our advice on killing themselves

lets see if it works.

www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionnews/7214450/Fashion-designer-Alexander-McQueen-found-dead.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:29, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooomph,
poor bugger. Seems he had a rough time of it lately.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I was
mighty relieved when I found out no one from Hollyoaks had died and it was just some fashion designer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Aaaaaaar Murceh!
'Ee's given ur the aaayds!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I already buzzed about this.
man you are sooo slow.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I had a look at that Buzz
Unfortunately most of my email contacts are business worky types, and wouldn't be best pleased hearing about my weekend drink and druggle antics...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Then don't add them then.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

then...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

It says
buzz automatically ravages your current gmail account. So I got all scared and turned it off.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Have you buzzed about

Ann Diamond coming out as a man?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

A friend of mine fitted his house out
with a state of the art audio visual a couple of years ago.

According to him, McQueen was a really nice chap, a raving buglist ten times worse than me, and one of the biggest Norrises the world has ever seen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:49, Reply)

he played the bugle and the jazz trumpet

What a talented chap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I think he also mastered the Pink Oboe, the Skin Flute and the Flesh Horn

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:03, Reply)

he played the Manpipes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:08, Reply)

He liked to go shooting with a pump action yoghurt rifle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I heard he liked bumming even more than Roota

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Not quite, dear
When I sense a dodgy situation I love to exclaim "Oh no, we're all gonna get bummed!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:24, Reply)

exclaim "Oh no, we're all gonna

This is so true it's written on walls all around Liverpool
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

d g
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)

She's been taking tips off of crackhouseceilidhband.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I described my pain to the nurse today as "hurts like buggery"
but it hurts far more than buggery. Far more than Michael Barrymore swimming pool buggery.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:05, Reply)

^fuck off you two for the officelolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)

And enjoyed Bagpiping at the weekend

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:12, Reply)

He was good in "The Great Escape"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:23, Reply)

He was also good in Spreading Greek Civilisation to the East

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Didnt like India though did he
gave up and went home
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:28, Reply)

And took longer than Eric Bristow to reach greatness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

He took longer than you to get bummed too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I never even got bummed that time on the camp bed in that hotel room
And I was CONVINCED it was going to happen that night
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:31, Reply)

You got bummed in the alley by the kitchen entrance instead

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I pure didn't
I looked at the layout of the room and I thought "Oh no..."
So I said "Roy, don't bum me in the night and don't wake me up by singing Calle Ocho by Pitbull."
And he actually didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:37, Reply)

If anyone sung that song to me at any time of day
I would think they were a twat. But I'd still let them bum you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:41, Reply)

that song
is the aural equivalent of getting bummed, raped, or bumraped.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I've been listening to this song a lot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhQNUCdQLU&feature=channel

It's kind of annoying but also really fun, and the album is quite enjoyable too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:45, Reply)

this one is also a bit of an earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uDixD4tXXU
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Ooh. No.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:48, Reply)

She has another song that goes
"Hittin' on me, WHAT? You need a CAT-scan!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Yeah, she spells Dinosaur "D-I-N-O-S-A"
which is slightly irritating.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:49, Reply)

There is also a song about her wanting to bang her teacher

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Ew.
i saw her on Channel 4 and I think she was actually off her fucking head and drunk. Like, rotten and not messing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Did anyone bum her?
Only I heard if you get really drunk then sometime people put crisps in your pocket and sometimes they bum you too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Would you know about it in the morning
Or say... when you got on the train?
Oh my god I totally had the plops in Euston Station that morning.
Did you fucking bum me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Well, I don't want to spread any malicious rumours
but, you were sleeping next to Becky and she did rearrange your legs a bit as she said "you looked uncomfortable" so you know, I'm not saying she bummed you or anything, but, I think she might have bummed you a little bit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Oh if it was Becky I wouldn't mind
She's well sexy and her penis is, like t-i-n-y.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:04, Reply)

It's bloody not
it's at least twice as big as mine.

Unless of course mine is even more tiny?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:05, Reply)

*hand on shoulder*
Sorry Al...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:06, Reply)

But mrs al said it was a good size?
*cries*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Fuck off, it's massive
Trufact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Did Mrs Al tell you that too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Nah, DiT's mum did

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:31, Reply)

And that's a woman who knows a massive cock when she sees one
or feels it sliding up her back passage.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I fucking bet she does!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Ahhhh Bristow

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Civilisation to the East men's buttocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Greek Manly Love (TM)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Bingo!
My 'wiv da angles'-obsessed cousin has already joined 'Alexander McQueen RIP' on Faceache.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:50, Reply)

for fuck's sake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:51, Reply)

You should track her down and bum her

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:54, Reply)

She is well hard
She would bum you into 2015
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I would love to get bummed by a hard woman

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:00, Reply)

i know what to get you for a wedding present!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Glass Ice Cream bowls.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:06, Reply)

With an adjustable harness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I miss you people for this stuff
stupid work getting in the way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Aww bless, you have no life.
Checks, neither do I apparently.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:31, Reply)

well, I could sit here all evening and chat
but I have to go to band practice :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Slacker!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:50, Reply)

I know
I'm letting myself down, I'm letting you down, but worse, I'm letting the world down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:58, Reply)