Gyms feel a bit alien to me
I half expect Clint Eastwood to be running it and Morgan Freeman convincing Clint that I'm young enough to box.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They stink and I hate exercise and perves

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Liar
You love pervs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I noticed the Paolo Nutini reference above
Won't someone please pay attention to me
*throws tantrum*
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

There there honey
I've been waiting for somebody to get it, so you can have a gold star on your chart for that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Does he get to bum you when his column is full?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Mais oui

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

there's only room for one gold star
in each column right?
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Oh no son
FIVE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

sod that
al lets me do him already
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Woo!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

woo yay
I pump iron at home so I can fill my house with all the lovely stink, exercise and pervs.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

*exchanges*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

iron mens sweaty arses
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

see above

( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You Pump Iron?
Really?

How come you still look like that then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I pumped mini-irons
But that was to recover the lost strength from t'gallstone caused weight loss. And that didn't turn me into a beefcake.

*loves the word beefcake*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

:P
I got food in my belly and a licence for my telly: nothing's going to bring me down! listening to this right now
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Nutini is a fucking Norris.
Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Of course it does.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Get on you miserable old cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I pyar do kidda

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You get pervs in the gym?
I'm obviously not of the type to get pervs then. Either that or I'm terribly unobservant (Stevie Wonder can do that to me if I have my posh headphones on...)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

They're looking slyly using the mirrors

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I live in a building that has a gym, and when I use it it's often empty.
But the designers of the building didn't quite think the positioning through: the main entrance is "open" two stories, with a "balcony" on top with the gym in. It means checking the post involves the smell of sweating and *whirrrrrrrr* noises of some random on an exercise bike.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Awww man
If I had any idea who you were I'd totally feel sympathetic. But as it is I couldn't give a fuck. You should try bumming, Roota assures me it makes you feel better and you can't smell anything apart from bum afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Haha ^_^
I'm just trying to fill in the day, not after sympathy.

I'm not sure how to make it interesting... knob gag perhaps?
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

day arses with my micro penis
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

arses with my microwave penis
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Microwave penis
the new aids cure!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

It makes me feel all warm inside

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)