Kick his nutzzzz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Now now
We can't all be WINNARS like you and me! *gurns*

Dance with me!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Girls are mean.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I apologise
*ruffles hair*

Wanna dance?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm saving my energy for this evening, it's a rock and roll night.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Ooooh cool
Well just warm-up with a few pelvic thrusts, you’ll feel all the more invigorated for it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Stop flirting with me, you're married.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Doesn't stop her turning tricks by the tube station

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

How else am I going to get money for crack?
Good grief Al think outside the box!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

You could sell DiTs body.
You'd get a good price
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not flirting
I'm being nice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It's all the same with him
he gets so little attention from girls he assumes anything anyone says is a come on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

CALL ON MEEEEE, CALL ON ME!
*thrusts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Have you got big fluffy leg warmers on?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Purely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Awww man, my cock is so hard right now I can't get close enough to the desk to type comfortably.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

cock ass hard fat
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

*cries*
why would you say such hurtful things? I'm not going to share my cider with you in the summer now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Not being a buftie
I don't drink cider. Man-up, you love my banter and antics. You can't wait for me to chain you naked to the Orange Camp's lookout scaffolding.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I don't drink cider either
but it's a festival and you have to drink cider at festivals, especially since it goes down much better first thing in the morning compared to warm lager.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'll concede to the expert
as I've only ever done two. I'm quite excited, like a little girl with a Blue Peter badge and a funny feeling when she looks at Zack Efron.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Like a sneeze, but nicer

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)