cock ass hard fat
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*cries*
why would you say such hurtful things? I'm not going to share my cider with you in the summer now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Not being a buftie
I don't drink cider. Man-up, you love my banter and antics. You can't wait for me to chain you naked to the Orange Camp's lookout scaffolding.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I don't drink cider either
but it's a festival and you have to drink cider at festivals, especially since it goes down much better first thing in the morning compared to warm lager.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'll concede to the expert
as I've only ever done two. I'm quite excited, like a little girl with a Blue Peter badge and a funny feeling when she looks at Zack Efron.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Like a sneeze, but nicer

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)