C'mown, git daooown!
It's FRIDAY!

Cathy Dennis, dEUS, Adam Rickitt, 5ive, Let Loose, Dannii, The Cranberries, Counting Crows, Another Level.

Oh man I'm partying like it's 1999.
LOOKIN' BACK... OVER MA SHOOOOOOULDER *whistle solo*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:48, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

rob just replied to me on buzz, that's not quite as good as felicia day.
FOLLOW ME www.google.com/profiles/105449959046446849549
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Nice specs

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I can't see it...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

You've got your eyes closed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That's because of my nipples

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

DO ONE, YA BUTE!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Touch my nipples
Touch my nipples
Touch my nipples
Touch my nipples
Touch my nipples
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Your Geography is rubbish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

No it isn't.
Googles is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Your grammar is rubbish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

My granma is dead.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

So's mine.
We should buzz about that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Have you started following me,
I have 2 random people follwing me now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Have I fuck
I'm not on it.
You know my name anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Ah yes, that's true,
I have my first 2 followers that I have no idea who they are, and they're both girls!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

one may be moi
with the green parasite picture
( ascorbate, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

ooh
i'm following you now

what is this buzz thing? is it a googlified twitter or the like?
( ascorbate, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Ahha, you're one of the mystery women.
Yes it's like a google twitbookface.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

there's nowt mysterious about me
you're the mysterious one. i don't know you.
( ascorbate, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm thinking some Prince is in order

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

AW YEAAAH
After Bomb Diggy tho...
SShh...

"jello jello goody chocolate puddy, wanna get a little bit of your goody goody...awww, goody goody"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Mike and the Mechanics
FTW
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Pure, kidda

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'd rather not go back to 1999
I wasn't a happy bunny then.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Neither was I but my God pop was real good shit. See below.
My bird was carving insults to me into her legs round about this time I think.
C'mown, git daooooown!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Good times

She she carve roota is a and then an arrow pointing upwards?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Hahah no
One leg said 'slaa' and the other said 'fuck it'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

If you cunts don't liven up I'm going to be forced to resort to working.
"Crazy, crazy for yoooou, and there's nothin that I won't do.
Caaaaught by the looooooooook in your eeeeeeye, and it's all for the love of yoooooou"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Touch my nipples

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

*closes eyes, extends a reluctant finger and touches on nipple*
Right there, we're done. Put yer friggin top back on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

mmmmmm
nice x
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm tired and I'm trying to conserve my energy as shortly I have to drive to Manchester and back.
*shimmies a little*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Ah, that's good enough for me luv.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Scoot back via Macclesfield
and and say hello to me, and then laugh at AA being a crippled spaz
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I am tempted but it's a bit of a diversion and I have to do my weekly shop.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm so doing my weekly shop tonight.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'll be drinking beer and munching a kebab

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I have to do it tonight because I plan on spending most of Saturday on the loo.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Oh yeah
Stock up on the Charmin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Only recycled stuff for me love.
I like to do my bit for the planet.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:38, Reply)

hi roooooooooota
how's tricks?
I'm being taken out for a slap-up birthday celebratory meal tonight, as sunday is shit for restauranting.
( ascorbate, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

helloooo!
Tricks is turning well hun.
You recovered after Shitgate?
HPBD in advance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)

we're awaiting shitgate part II
as he hasn't been since tuesday now. he's all curled up asleep on my lap just now, so hope he contains it for the time being.
( ascorbate, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Tell him hi.
And put a cork in...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

The Flying Pickets
Acapella gayblades. Some things are best left in past.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

They were on Wednesday when it was Shit 80s.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I got fucking rickrolled this morning
by my radio alarm
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

you know this place, this hotel lounge
it's my life, it's my choice
and i'm in love
with ricky lee jones' voice
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:34, Reply)

shoul've known better than to fall in love with yooooooooouuuuuu
now love is just a faded memory
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!

Baby, we don't love ya
Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah!

EDIT: *rocks the fuck out*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:39, Reply)

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy.
It's a do or die situation - we will be invincible *shakes fist*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Flim made the newsletter

I've never made the news letter, or any letter to think about it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ooh did she?
Well done Flim!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

To be fair
kicking Ronald Macdonald in the nuts is always going to be a winner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I agree

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

My weekend is RUINED
I'm now not seeing my daughter at all. Her mother is a MENTAL CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)

:(
What happened?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)

In (reasonably) short
1. My regular visit is tomorrow - I wanted to take her to my friends' daughter's 2nd birthday party. Loads of other children are going, it would have been great for my little girl. Her mother gave spurious reasons for saying no - basically she wanted to hang out with her mates.

2. Undeterred my friends then said we could go there on Sunday instead. Initially her mother agreed and then said no. I wasn't happy and words were exchanged. She then said that actually I couldn't see her on Saturday now either - and indeed that I can now not see her at all without going back to court.

3. Understandably I told her I was now not prepared to babysit tomorrow and Sunday which I'd agreed to do - when I say babysit this would have entirely been for her mother's benefit as my daughter would have been asleep before I came round.

I feel crushed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Can't you show some pigs the necessary documentation
then just turn up at the house and demand to see your baby?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Doesn't work like that, sadly.
All I can do is take her back to court - this will cost well over £500 and will take about 3 months - all they'll do is tell her off and demand she grants access again. Which she will, for a bit, at least.

This cycle could be repeated for YEARS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

That's just not cricket
Where does she get the energy for these fucking mindgames...does she not tire of them? Seemingly not. What does she hope to achieve in the long run? Surely she would want her/your daughter to grow up knowing and spending time with her father and having a stable a relationship as possible. Maybe she should climb out from her own arse and stop being such a selfish little girl.

You have my sympathies.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Thank you mate
I feel incredibly upset this afternoon. I think a bottle of cognac is in order.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

A whole bottle?
*raises eyebrow*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

It is distinctly possible.
Not a full litre you understand, just a 70cl...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I'm not surprised you are.
It's a shitty way to be treated and it's completely wrong to use one's child in this way.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Oh Monty
Sorry luv.
She needs offing, she does you know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:52, Reply)

£50.00 and a photo

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Isn't it...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It is
You better watch your step missy ;0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)

What have I done???!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Take drugs.

(TheColonel, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

This is a given

You should consolidate your loans, drop out of uni and kick her in the box
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:55, Reply)

He should follow Psychochomp on Buzz
it's like a less satisfying version of facebook.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm following you now,
everythings ok in the world.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

We're following each other
like a couple of massive shirters.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

You betcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Totally Chaka Khan mate.
In that I feel for you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

hahah that cheered me up, cheers!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Wooooo I'm in the newsletter
*smugs*

*breakdances*

*smugs somemore*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

get down with your bad self, luv!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I will, I will
*boogie woogies*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Wanna borrow some wristbands?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Neon me up lady!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

One's orange and one's lime
get involved!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Did I ever tell you about the story
when I came in 2nd place for the QOTW. I excitedly waited for the newsletter to see if I made it in. But that they picked that one week to talk about *next* weeks QOTW (so that one got mentioned two weeks in a row).

I remain forever bitter and twisted.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Awww that's terrible
You should gaz the mods! :D

I was sort of hoping to win this week... I am still sad they've taken away the /all function so you could peep at how your story was doing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I can't gaz the mods anymore
They took away my modgazzer account :'(
\sads
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I miss the modgazzer too
he was better than you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)

maybe if I ask rob nicely he'll let me swap

( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I miss the all function too
but it is for the best really
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I suppose so
I wasn't using it for evil though!

Sad times
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

What story was it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

This one...
www.b3ta.com/questions/famebacklash/post632326

BOO-YAH! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I believe the lady was talking to me!
www.b3ta.com/questions/toldoff/post90651/
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Oh I've read that, yeah, s'not bad
*lady, yeah, c'mown!*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Hehe apologies
the smugness has made me blind!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I've already been loving that up.
My dad is appreciating it relayed to him by me.
He HATES clowns.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Hehe
They are freaky!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You're going to be like this all week aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)

*honks your nose*
*gesticulates*

*boogies*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Kick his nutzzzz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Now now
We can't all be WINNARS like you and me! *gurns*

Dance with me!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Girls are mean.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I apologise
*ruffles hair*

Wanna dance?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I'm saving my energy for this evening, it's a rock and roll night.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Ooooh cool
Well just warm-up with a few pelvic thrusts, you’ll feel all the more invigorated for it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Stop flirting with me, you're married.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Doesn't stop her turning tricks by the tube station

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

How else am I going to get money for crack?
Good grief Al think outside the box!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

You could sell DiTs body.
You'd get a good price
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not flirting
I'm being nice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It's all the same with him
he gets so little attention from girls he assumes anything anyone says is a come on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)

CALL ON MEEEEE, CALL ON ME!
*thrusts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Have you got big fluffy leg warmers on?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Purely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Awww man, my cock is so hard right now I can't get close enough to the desk to type comfortably.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

cock ass hard fat
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

*cries*
why would you say such hurtful things? I'm not going to share my cider with you in the summer now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Not being a buftie
I don't drink cider. Man-up, you love my banter and antics. You can't wait for me to chain you naked to the Orange Camp's lookout scaffolding.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I don't drink cider either
but it's a festival and you have to drink cider at festivals, especially since it goes down much better first thing in the morning compared to warm lager.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'll concede to the expert
as I've only ever done two. I'm quite excited, like a little girl with a Blue Peter badge and a funny feeling when she looks at Zack Efron.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Like a sneeze, but nicer

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:59, Reply)