Oh stop it you
I'm just being my normal aggressively grumpy self to the noob. And getting bummed that often can't be considered relapsing, it's the periods of non anal cock action that should be considered relapses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just like pissin on yer grumpy chips Albert

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You just love getting bummed
and then having your eyes jizzed in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Not actually IN my eyes, Al. Just on the lids is fine.
you'll have people thinking I'm a deviant...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You like it
when it dries and goes crusty and you can't open your eyes properly and you have to stumble around with you hands outstretched going "Oooooo, Ooooooooooo, my eyes are all stuck shut with jizz and I can't see" and then you "accidently" grab hold of some cock and start all over again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Officejizzlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Imma just gonna go check out thetrainline.com ..... be back in 5 minutes.
* 5 minutes later *

It's £19.99 return, I wonder if we could go halfsys on that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:30, Reply)

It's prolapsing, not relapsing that you have to watch out for...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)

A prolapse is gods way of telling you to thrust harder

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 16:46, Reply)