Limeric /Poetry Competition
Except there's no prizes.

I need some vile, nasty, disgusting limericks/haiku/poems with the following made-up names in them

Barry and Peter Mild. Poems can be about either one of them or both of them.

I'll be eternally grateful for your efforts.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 10:11, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You been sniffing correction fluid again?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

'Fraid So

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Here you go
Barry and Peter Mild
Were fond of the same toddling child
Those generous hosts
Gave that child a spit roast
And drove the young Madeleine wild.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 13 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

nice work old chap

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Magnificent
I was thinking along the same lines, but it wasn't anywhere near as good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)

The Mild brothers, Peter and Barry
ran the most vile cash and carry:
selling razorblade rubbers,
for punishing scrubbers -
the rapists were happy as Larry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The Mild brothers, Barry and Peter
Spied the most ravishing creature!
A child alone,
Without even a phone -
They surely knew just how to treat her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

The Mild brothers, Peter and Barry,
Had sex in a closed Cash and Carry,
Amidst millions of beans,
And old magazines,
And something something something I haven't time to finish this one.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

And old videos of Dirty Harry

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

They ruined When Harry Met Sally

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:08, Reply)

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A scat enthusiast called Peter Mild
wanted to sample the shit of a child
he found he was happy
nose down in a nappy
but the baby's mother was riled
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

We
have a winner

Thanks everyone...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Thaaaaaaaaang you very much

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 19:48, Reply)

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A necrophilliac called Peter Mild
was an undertaker who was often reviled
the family'd walk in
he'd be there with a grin
as the corpse was already defiled
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 19:03, Reply)