Have you seen that Shrek film?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Saw the Christmas one, shreck the balls or summink.
Never saw t'original.
Relevance?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It's a whicked film, the first one.
You should check it out, there is a bit where they're on a bridge over lava and a dragon burns it but it's OK because it's towards the begining of the film so you know they survive.

And there is a bit where Lord Fawquar (voiced by Q from Star Trek) is interigating The Gingerbread Man and goes "Do you know the muffin man?" "The muffin man?" "who lives on drury lane" and, well, it doesn't really work in voice, but it made me laugh.

I reckon you could do with some Shrek in your life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

It was John Lithgow
not Q from Star Trek
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh, they sound very similar, you must know your films quite well.
Did you know they did a sequal ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Nah...
It was Linlithgow
West Lothian
United Kingdom...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Gonz, you're doing it wrong.

You've not told him to quit uni, get a job, and consolodate all his loans into one easy monthly payment.

I love you Gonz
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

LET'S ELOPE !
I think his problems are way beyond quitting uni, getting a job and consoldateing all his loans into one easy affordable monthly repayment plan. Maybe he should get a dog? Everyone loves dogs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I fucking hate dogs.
They stink, spread toxicara and show off by licking their balls!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And THAT is exactly why you're scum of the earth, on par with Katie Price on the scale of things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

WTF?
Just cos I get jealous that I can't lick my own balls?
Sheeeeeeesh!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

'cus you hate dogs, only scum hate dogs, scum who'll be better off dead, not only for themselves, but for everyone who comes in contact with them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I only hate them out of jealousy.
Which means it's not proper hate.
Come on Gonzoid, let's have a hug (gay or straight, you choose) and find some middle ground here...
Can YOU lick yer own balls?
The interweb needs answers!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Hate is hate, and you hate dogs, you're scum, worst kind of scum, you're a dog-hating scum.
Christ, there arn't enough meds in the world that'll fix you, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any other white man in history.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

If I could manage that myself I would but anyway she'll be home from work in an hour.
You got me thinkin' ya know...
I don't atchly reckon I atchly hate dogs.
I hate the dirty fuckers who don't clean up after their dogs is what it is.
About 33 years ago (when I were but a lad of 7) one of my pals at school went blind from toxicara canis, a parasitic worm thingy carried by dogs and spread by dog poo. I think therein lies my opinion of dogs being dirty beasts.
And you still haven't answered my question, can you lick your own balls?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

There is a very long list of who is allowed to lick my balls, I am not on that list.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I have an idea
How about hating the dirty fuckers that don't properly take care of their dogs, which is the reason they get parasites in the first place? I have a lovely dog; when I adopted him he had a belly full of worms and assorted nasties because the evil cunt that had him first had never taken care of him. We got him sorted out and make sure that he has regular tests to ensure that he doesn't have worms or parasites in the first place. He's never had any baddies since we've had him because we take care of our pets. NONE of my animals have ever had parasites, because I take care of them. Of course I pick up after him as well; but human parasites are rare in developed nations because we have good sanitation and good healthcare. If people just followed the same basic rules for their pets, we wouldn't have to worry about children being exposed to these awful things.

Hate where hate is due: The irresponsible pricks that don't make sure their animals are well-cared-for, thereby putting EVERYONE else at risk and making their animals miserable.

(END RANT.)
(herbivorous, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:52, Reply)