Oh, don't forget to play house in the Ikea set-ups!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I always imagine myself living in them
always.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I got thrown out of IKEA in Castleford (or somewhere equally ghastly)
For sitting on a toilet in their bathroom section. I just sat on it, I didn't pull my trousers down, nor did I make pooing type noises.

They said I was behaving inappropriately.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

You were meant to shit
that's what was inappropriate.

Did the police arrest you for your bummings at the weekend yet?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

The Wanstead Bummer is still At Large.
And they'll never take me alive!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

At
alive up the arse
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I leave for half an hour and it descends into shit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

When we pulled our cocks out of your bum
you shat everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I warned you to use the handled scrubbing brush first...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)