I live in the midlands
I have to sell myself down the locks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Less sailors there
but they are more inbred so you would appear more attractive to them
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If I'm lucky I may
find myself a nice canal pirate. That's canal not anal
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

But you would like him to be an anal canal pirate wouldn't you.
you love a bit of the backdoor loving.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

it's ok

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Get it?

Bumming
Crack

Get it?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Ha Ha this made me giggle with serendipity.
Watching Antiques Roadshow broadcast from some museum type place in the midlands and there in the background was a canal boat with a sign naming it as such. With a belming idiot standing in front of the c. Come on, who was it? Own up and you can have a bumming.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)