ooooooooooooooooooh I'm burning through the skkkkkkkyyyyyyyyy
And being bored, where has everyone gone? have Al and Roota bummed everyone to death? You bastards!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:42, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*bums*
*runs*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

*hands lard*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Ooh thanks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Hi!
I'm here
I'm queer
I'm buying you a beer



From which raunchy TV series is that quote from?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

QAF!!!!
Yes?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Queer as Folk?
More like QUEER as, oh hang on I've misunderstood how this thing works haven't I.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Quick and filthy?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Why was season 2 of
Queer as folk only two episodes?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It was intended just to finish off the story which was prettymuch concluded after series 1.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

But I wanted more bumming

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

You always do
but you're going to have to just accept that men can only do so much and you need to get yourself a big sex toy and do it yourself, or alternatively, stay selling yourself down the docks.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I live in the midlands
I have to sell myself down the locks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Less sailors there
but they are more inbred so you would appear more attractive to them
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If I'm lucky I may
find myself a nice canal pirate. That's canal not anal
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

But you would like him to be an anal canal pirate wouldn't you.
you love a bit of the backdoor loving.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

it's ok

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Get it?

Bumming
Crack

Get it?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Ha Ha this made me giggle with serendipity.
Watching Antiques Roadshow broadcast from some museum type place in the midlands and there in the background was a canal boat with a sign naming it as such. With a belming idiot standing in front of the c. Come on, who was it? Own up and you can have a bumming.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

"more bumming", you say?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Don't we all.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

10 points to Roota and Al.
I used to love that programme.

Mild gay porn ftw.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

"They're after me, wi' knives!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

The young blond guy in that series is now going out with Liv Tyler.
He's come a long way that lad.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Lucky bastard

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

You make your own luck in this world Al.
He was probably stalking her, waiting for her to split with that short, ugly musician she was married to.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The guy from Spacehog?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Don't know which band he was in.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

It was Spacehog

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Was it
Spacehog?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Never heard of them.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Sounds like Space Hog
his name was Royston. Like the town.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

The Chubby town?
Edit - is the answer anything to do with Race Wog?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

*shock*
racist!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

If that came across as racist...
...I do apologise. That was not my intention.

Anyway - back to Welsh sheep shagging jokes....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh my god he was a show as well!
he looked a bit like "Nice soup, Grandad".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Want

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

YOu want the blonde guy?
I suppose that can be arranged
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Totally,
I'm bum him right in the boy cunt.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

*Camps it up*
I'm here,
I'm there,
I'm everywhere,
So Beware...

Name the obScure film...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The Scarlett pimpernel?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

No,
think more welsh.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Hornblower

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:00, Reply)

No,
unless you mean Hornblower, the gay Welsh period drama porn film?

In which case. No.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

That sounds fit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

We can re enact it if you like.
I'll bring the Welsh and the drama, you bring the periods and we'll find a gay as well...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I knows it lovely boy...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Well?!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Windsor Davies in....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I think you indeed have the answer...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Sort of.
I can't remember what it was called though. Absolute shite. I had a roommate who used to say it all the time and made me watch the film.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I think you need to be Welsh to appreciate it.
Particularly at 6 Nations time of year...

It was Grand Slam BTW.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0363653/
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Woo!
Is there a prize?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah,
you can have my VHS copy of it.

Just send me your address and bank details.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Oh....
I was hoping for an I-Pod.

Thanks anyway.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You can have the Welsh
aye-Podd if you like
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

The Scarlette Pimpewenell?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Scwrlydd Pwmpwrnull?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

The scarlett leek?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Scarlett Sheep

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Max Boyce

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I dunno
but I do know you spelt obscure wrong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Shush you.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Shush her with your cock.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

You couldn't shush
a flea with your cock
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I'm led to believe she's still got teeth...
I aint risking it until she's got dentures I can punch out first.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Grams !
What's your opinion on "The Gardigans"'s album "Gran turismo" ? I'm listening to it at the moment, and was wondering if you might be approving of my choice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I approve of all yoru choices
sugarpie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I approve of your face

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Good stuff !
Are you drowning in £9.99 boxes of mass-produced chocolates, £14.99 bunches of flowers (guarntied to have at least 3 red-roses in) and £19.99 stuffed animals (normal RRP: £3.99) ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Nope
nobody loves the badger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

That's just unfair
in a perfect world you would have had a devilishly handsome man noshing on your vadge all day yesterday while you sipped champagne and nibbled on lindor balls.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I noes right
teh world is well unfair
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Guuuuuuu-ted, Sad Times.
Me too =((((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

This may cheer me up though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Very subtal !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Well I don't know about anyone else
but I'm here for the bumming to death, please.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Better talk to blaireau about that

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I can assure you I have never actually bummed anyone to death.
I have, however been bummed 'til deaf...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Except there was that one time...
But I don't think it counts.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)