Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
and maybe I'll love you.
BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP, YEAH!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

maybe

love you let you shove you cock up my bum 'cause I'm well filthy like that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You from Bangkok?
What kind of talk is that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It's my very best Scouse impression.
As in, I'm saying you would let people put their willys up your bum if they let you drive their cars.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I can't drive

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I know
it's just a ruse, you just get in the front seat, wiggle the steering wheel from side to side then make a "BEEP BEEP" noise. Then you get out of the car, drop your kecks, bend over the bonnet and spread you cheeks and start squeezing a sachet of Ultraglide over your chocolate starfish while moaning and rubbing your vadge with your other hand.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Liquid Silk*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)