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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
90 % of footballers
Only need to put a single pair of socks down their shorts so they have a presentable package.
3% need only a single sock to make up the weight.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:56,
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latest was 16 years ago)
OK, now
how long will it take for my tea to cook?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57,
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Less than an hour.
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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good news
or I'd be late
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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Do you cook Pot Noodles?
Off now to cream the mongs on the telly.
Back in half an hour.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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What about the other 7%?
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girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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they need
a wellie
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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