Off to a pub quiz in an hour
I know nothing of current affairs or sport and nor does anyone else in the team.

One member has a bet with a different team that we will beat them, if we lose they get his soul AND a bag of crisps.

Help me OT kenobi, you're our only hope

fact me, bitches!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:30, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lisa Stansfield

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:31, Reply)

what was the question?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Who is the shrill warbling relative of Gracie Fields?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:37, Reply)

She's from Rochdale.
I remember the first time I saw her on the telly.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Tachyons may be able to travel faster than light
without folding space

Do you need some more?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:36, Reply)

yes
more!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Gordon Brown lost 2 stone during his interview with Piers Morgan

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:39, Reply)

*writes*
this stuff is great, all we knew about last week was what Clare had read on wikipedia regarding Cheesy Moments crisps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:40, Reply)

The Feldspar Mineral Blue John
Is a corruption of the french Bleu et Jaune (blue and yellow) which are the two most common colours of this mineral.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:45, Reply)

ooo
that's bound to come up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Your getting me excited again.
Stop now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:46, Reply)

The smut was in the previous topic
I'm warming up for universally challenged on Beeb 2 in a few minutes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Well stop talking geek then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Brian Clough

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Now, you're just shouting out random names.
Put you're hand up and wait to be asked.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:40, Reply)

*hands up* "Miss!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Yes, Roota?
Do you have something you wish to say to the class?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Yes Miss
It's the Galapagos Islands, Miss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Good try, but not quite right
Bartleby?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Is it Easter Island?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:46, Reply)

yes
but what would the natives call it?

We covered this last week...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

anyone

you'll need to know this for the test
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Rapa Nui?
If my memory is correct

God bless Wiki
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:51, Reply)

well done!
the rest of you need to do some revision

yay teacher training
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Yay, being a swot
I'm so ashamed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57, Reply)

*sticks gold star to forehead*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:00, Reply)

The capital of Cameroon
is Yaounde.

Has never ever come up at any quiz, you may have the luck!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Of where is Omar Bongo president?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Is it Kenya?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:52, Reply)

GABON

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:45, Reply)

damn!
they asked for the capital of guatamala

It's guatamala City, if you ever need to know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Did you know that your cervix feels like the end of your nose?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

get off my nose!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:48, Reply)

You sound like that nurse of mine now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Is that from the inside or outside?
Details are important
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I would assume it's the outside.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Surely that would depend on the typ of nose you have
Like a pointy one, or a little snub one, or does your cervix vary accordingly?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I dunno.
Someone told me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Current affairs are my speciality!
Let's see...

Michael Jackson's dead, Titanic won best Picture Oscar, and Germany invaded Poland.

Anything else you want help with?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:51, Reply)

*writes*
sports?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:53, Reply)

90 % of footballers
Only need to put a single pair of socks down their shorts so they have a presentable package.

3% need only a single sock to make up the weight.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:56, Reply)

OK, now
how long will it take for my tea to cook?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Less than an hour.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:58, Reply)

good news
or I'd be late
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Do you cook Pot Noodles?
Off now to cream the mongs on the telly.

Back in half an hour.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, Reply)

What about the other 7%?

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:58, Reply)

they need
a wellie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:59, Reply)