My mrs's boss has a Citroen C3 or something
one of the gay ones that you can take the roof off.

It's so shit that even webuyanycar(dot com!) won't buy it.

That made me laugh. a lot.

Anything amuse you recently? It seems unlikely given that I've not been around much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 20:57, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'shut your mouth before I fuck it'
on mydrunktexts.com
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)

also, i was just emailed a coupon for a book called 'how to date a vampire'
srsly, what the fuck?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Twilight
has got a lot to answer for
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

So does your mum

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I'd hope that the recent spate of backhanded slaps I've been giving her
would stop her answering back
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)

It's too late
she already gave birth to him
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You'll miss me
after I commit harakiri in your tent
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:28, Reply)

As long as I can get a suction pump on your corpses cock
I won't miss you at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:34, Reply)

such a beautiful way with words
I can't wait to introduce you to my mother. No wait...
( djtrialprice, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:44, Reply)

roma ro-mama ro-maaa ro-mama gaga ooh la laaahaaaah

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Nice.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovTQZMQF4lI&feature=player_embedded
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I was hoping one of them was going to put their hand in and get bitten.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

'yer throtes gowna be sore'

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Do yeewwww want me to sing yewww a Sawwwwng?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:44, Reply)

haha that's how I tawlk

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:47, Reply)

My parent's Jack Russells amuse me all the time
Benji the older one always barks and runs to the door when he hears a noise outside or someone comes in. Biscuit, the puppy, then barks and runs to join him and looks at him as if asking WTF we barking at.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:29, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Well you do have to be there to see the humour in it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I almost inhaled my wine there

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

You're supposed to SWALLOW that you know

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

*giggles like a mong on acid*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:38, Reply)

MEAT TURTLES!
thisiswhyyourefat.com/
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

If I wasn't already off meat then I would be now.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Those meat turtles are wrong
Must've been a b3tan wot came up with that idea.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I'm gonna suggest it to al for a BBQ.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I'm fucking there mate!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Have you spied the Chicken and Bacon Narwhal?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Does it beat Tony's BLT though?
It's always good when the filling can't actually fit inside the containing item.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 22:38, Reply)

This is going to be my new bible!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Can I suggest you find the Lord in a meat cake after you've been married.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Are you suggesting that my beloved would leave me
because I ate a lard cake and got all tubby?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I quite like
the Citroen C3.
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 1:05, Reply)

then you are stupid
the "car" in question is a bright orange C3 Pluriel.

It's so shit that when you take the roof off the wankers didn't design it so you could fit the roof bits in the car, so you have to leave them at home.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)