Hiya newbie!
I'm Roota.
I don't work on a deli counter and I don't love getting bummed.
I used to have a brain but I lost it in 1997.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stay back!

this is a trap so she can bum you with german salami and feta cheese!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hi Roota!
I'm Foxy. This is not my opinion of myself, but a nickname I'm trying to populate which is honestly, genuinely, short for Foxtrot. You seem nice. This pleases me :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Oh god it's too late

You may as well spread them yourself, saves her getting the slim jim!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Shuttup Ape,
Although it's nice you have me as the bummer not the bummee, it shows you have respect for me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

It's only gay if you push back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's only gay if your bollox clang together.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm so lovely it will make you vomit.
Do you remember when Asda Smartprice used to have a little fox on there? I miss those times. Now people look at me like I'm mad when I say "You should have just bought Foxyface lemo."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yes
I do remember this

Does that make me old?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I could put money on me being older.
So don't worry about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I dunno y'know
I'm older than I look

Which is of no help to you whatsoever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I look exactly my age.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Also of no help :-)
I'm going to go with between 23 and 37

Just because
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Halfway

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

halfway Sum.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

you cheeky get!
I'm toidy-two
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:20, Reply)

And I am 29*
*only half true.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You're 59?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Oooh, so close.
I am the oldiest of B3tans.
You may pay your respects in the usual way.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

*hands over the tv remote and the V-pillow*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Thank you nurse.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

... you're drawn to prime numbers?
Or square rootas?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Hahahaha
Oh dear, oh dear
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Stop laughing missy!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I don't remember this.
But then I've had copious amounts of drugs in my past and you haven't.

God, there is so much I can't remember.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Don't worry
I have the Polaroids...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

There's a great cream for that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Ooh, I'm a martyr to my Belindas

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I bloody have
Unless you're in the police or something
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)